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Tesla may go bankrupt in five years. Elon's name will bring down the sales and the revenue. So 10x prediction from a gypsy called Ark? Based on what? Mind over matter?

I often wonder if Cathie is a few beers short of a six pack. She and Coward Nutlick must be using the same crystal ball for forecasting.

Been a while since she's had any kind of win. No idea why people are so obsessed with her. It's deranged really.

Either she's really high, corrupt, ignorant, out of her f-ing mind, or maybe she knows something we don't. Because from what I can gather is his stock is falling with everyday. The only reason it hasn't tanked is bc FOX and agent orange keep talking it up, not letting it die like it should.

After all, what does it matter if we lose our country if she makes money?

why not say it’s gonna hit 44,000 or 188,000 if your gonna make up bullshit

Nope. We all plan to buy Chinese cars.

What a clown

Pump and dump

Go all in. You know you want to.

Stop posting about stupid shit on a platform where nobody cares. How about we focus on the Nazi billionaires who are actively failing to run the US government?

She's Always talking about 5 years - yet, what's her performance on the last 5 ? Too bad I fell for it a few years ago!!!

This is all so corrupt. Everything he does is illegal. He basically controls the stock market and he will bankrupt that too. Add another charge to his enormously long rap sheet --insider trading!!

Didn’t the Digging Company go bankrupt?

Alright, clue. I agree with that, even if not right.

Tesla is now a toxic brand. The only way that stock will reach those dizzy heights is if Musk resigns. He did a Gerald Ratner.

She is looking to continue her record as the best destroyer of capital in the world. (Elon may give her a run for her money at some point).

Ridiculous propaganda.

How much is Musk paying her to say that?

Only if he forces all other car companies to stop manufacturing and selling cars

Cathy Woods is a DEI hire who should be fired for incompetence ❕

let me fix that $ 2.60

Price to earnings??? LOL

There's about $2,600 distance between my fair value and Cathie Wood. My bet? She's wrong.

She’s an investment fund manager 🤣

Charlatan. Exit all her funds.

Why not $4600 in five years?

How much did he pay her to publish that?

True.

She‘s probably just counting on a rising inflation and Dollar devaluation

And you lost a letter r when you just wrote grift

She lost billions! bsky.app/profile/tale...

Did she eat too many paint chips as a kid?

A chilling reminder that if you can't see the con you're the mark.

Maybe dear Cathie wants a kid with dear Elon?😳

🤣

Eh…I’d take this advice with a grain of salt. Cathie Wood has underperformed the broader markets for like 3 years now. She needs to seriously reevaluate her career choices.

Some numbers here… she destroyed billons and STILL gets invited to financial news networks as a regular to pump her stocks. Baffling. bsky.app/profile/tale...

Maybe ask the CEO of Tesla, Musk, to stop giving Nazi Salutes?

She is such a nut

I think they've been doomed for years. Their car is both a bad design, and bad for the environment. They're too heavy, and require more lithium for their too large battery. Size ≠ charging ability. They need to go the way of the Dale and the DeLorean imho.

Is Bloomberg a scam website ?? It sounds a little extreme to value a company which won’t have much of a footprint outside of USA for 10 Trillion dollars

That is because there will only be 1 share left.

How is that even a number? Covid has screwed up so many people in the head.

Just another 5 years bruh I'll ge good

Sadly, I fell for the hype at the peak. 😂

Ride that stock to the bottom of the ocean.

It’s pretty sound investing advise to do the opposite of whatever Cathie Wood says.

She is certainly smoking whatever Musk is…Tesla is turning into a vapourware scam

CC: @bloomberg.com

Religious nut.

“once you get past that he’s a nazi”

No. Given the already insane price to earnings... every other car maker would basically have to disappear.

She hasn’t been right quite a lot

Probably thought the same of Pets dot com.

LOL

She is such an a wiz! Fun to listen Invest wisely She is not for the average

😂😂😂

Seriously?? Not with Musk as head of it!

Didn't she dump a ton of Tesla stock in November?

#TeslaTakedown

Based on what? The brand has been irreversibly tarnished so expecting it to rise to previous heights can only be wishful thinking. Tesla's advantage was in trailblazing but they've been overtaken already One can only think she expects a ketamine demise, but it will be hard to eradicate the smell.

we shall see...

Attention Fin Media: why do we keep doing this?

We can boycott Tesla all we want, BUT UNTIL WE CALL OUR 401K AND DEMAND OUT OF FUNDS CONTAINING TESLA, SHIT WILL REMAIN THE SAME!

Is she the lady who promised Kamala would take Iowa?

Nope

Lmao just realized she said five years not ten. Ofc. That’s even dumber! What a clown.

Yeah, she says that every year, then sales the stock when goes up, then buys when it dumps.

So it is just a shell game. Might as well call themselves “Claw machine Investments” Elon turning usa into a parody

Nobody said "Quack" yet did they? Well, I will. QUACK! Quack Quack Quack

I guess I will not hire this investment management company to manage my portfolio. Tesla stock will not recover. The business will be restructured after a bankruptcy and after Elon Musk is arrested for espionage... Or perhaps treason.

OPM is a hell of a drug.

This is the Hyperloop of stock predictions

Just do the opposite

y’all are shills trying to pump up Tesla stock. This article is obviously to get the dumb rubes to pump up the Nazi owner. Gross

She’s wrong. Tesla is toast.

I think not.

No,Musk will be bankrupt by the end of the year

Astronaut meme goes here

When someone warns against buying too much of the fund they're running, not sure they're the most reliable "go to" for realistic financial advice. www.cnbc.com/amp/2024/11/...

Too many zeroes...

This is Wood being absurd while keeping that level of absurdity just below being a total whack job. Otherwise, she probably would have said stock will hit $10 million in just one year.

🤣🤣🤣

Her mentor in college was Arthur Laffer, yes, of the Laffer curve fame. Morningstar has rated her investment fund as the third highest "wealth destroyer," losing $7.1 billion for her clients. I can see why now.

How is this person even relevant.

Paid propaganda! Tesla is worth a maximum of $2-4 per share, not even that!

Would be great if she pushed the board to oust musk so that the company could actually succeed on its merit…and not be judged at the whim of musk

Why is this news? Hello. She is an investor and wants it to go up. She might as well say 26,000. Stupid

She got lucky in 2021. Period. Terrible since

She’s a hack

At least I know who not to trust with financial management. You’ve got to be kidding me. I’d move my money right away.

*paid advert

That’s lunacy

LOL it's so over for Tesla.

"Please make it 2021 again"

as long as he's dead I'm good with that

Trump may make buying a Tesla mandatory to save the oligarch

I remain bullish on Cathie Wood being a charlatan destroying investor funds. Exhibit 1: bsky.app/profile/tale...

😂

Has any stock even got half that?

Drill drill drill should impact valuation. And recalls

😂😂😂😂😂

She needs a Tesla share price pump to exit. This is all she wants