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You forgot the Nobel peace prize

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She's quite the little actress. She made Trump believe she loved him. So much so that he married her. 🤣🤣🤣

Hey Brett @bmeiselas.bsky.social Meidas needs presence in DC on Feb 27-28‼️💪🏻💙 march4democracy.org/march/

Best Make-up? Melania: the early years

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. If it doesn't work out theatrically, there's always pornhub. .

Also, best adaptation from an Epstein file.

The movie shoulld be mandatory to watch for all american school children. Those who refuse to watch will be deported to Elsalvador

Correction: It has actually been nominated 'TWICE' in each category, because it's THAT good.

There’ll be some balls kicked at home, if she doesn’t win at least one.

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Best comedy for being a stupid porn star.

Pity she wasn’t the director. He has been nominated for Best Perv.

Many are saying the most nominations, the very best nominations. 😂

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Does it have Engleesch subtitles? 🧐

Overwhelming lead on all thinkable gategories

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There simply aren’t enough categories of Razzies for this film.

Now playing now at a Donald Trump and John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts theater near you. 🙄

Oh god he's gonna sue the real Oscars if they don't give it an award isn't he

Amazing! That'll go nicely with her Razzie for shittiest sex worker documentary.

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𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫!!

eens

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Uy, casi pongo lo mismo.😂😂😂

Nobody - even Trump - is that stupid. $75 million is just Jeff Bezos’ way of saying “I love you.”

Ha ha 😂 🤣 🤢🤮🤣 End this nightmare

Watch Trump buy out all seats at the 1400 theaters just to be able to say she’s selling out theaters. Drop in the bucket for him and probably a tax write off.

If she doesn’t win an Oscar we’re invading france

what about the Categories for - Costumes, Makeup, Editing

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Lucifer would be delighted 😈

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It still won't sell any tickets!

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FIFA Films Intended For Adults Eurotrash Skinemax

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Hahahahahah

'Melania' is looking forward to attending the awards ceremony and receiving her well earned Oscars.

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She'll hold an egot soon enough..

Amazon will probably get a big tax write off.

😱💰🔚 #MelaniaMovie #TrumpGriftFamilyProfit #WhiteHouse #PayToPlay #FollowTheMoney💰 #BankWireTransfersEpstein #EpsteinCoverUP #InternationalSExTrade #RapingChildren #SaschaRiley #SExSlaves

Oh not just nominated it was so good they are just giving them to her!

Whew. Scared me there for a second.

And don't forget Donald J Trump for best actor and best supporting actor from the FIFA Movie Awards and if they don't win even if they are the only nominees then Trump will increase the tariffs to 100% on Switzerland because we all know the country where FIFA is located controls FIFA.

Hope it is not too late to nominate her for a razzy award 😁

Says it all. 🤷‍♀️

Be Best

“Sir, it was the best film I’ve ever seen. Brought me to tears, sir.” Just wait for this “sir” story. 😂

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Late breaking creative will deliver the #BeBest opening in filmed entertainment HISTORY!

That bitch could win Best in Show.

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The Golden Tent Peg Award for sure.

Huh? And I thought it was only the AVN she was nominated for.

Oh you’ve got to be kidding! 😂😂😂😂

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Stunned that she's not up for the lifetime achievement award. She's been robbed!

You had me for a second 💀

True! 😂

@bmeiselas.bsky.social Don't forget Best Foreign Language film!

And I expect Rob Schneider to gift his Oscars to her as a more deserving recepient.. What's that? Oh, he doesn't have one..

😁 Maybe the Oscar from 'Crash' or 'Ordinary People' will give her their Oscar?

Please let it get the Golden Raspberry......

I hear it's a shoo-in to sweep the Adult Video News awards later this year.

Maybe some actress will "gift" her Oscar to Melania.

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The awards will be stolen by the Orange Frump

I hope it has a section about her degree in architecture. archinect.com/news/article...

Best porno First Lady?

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Sorry. What does FIFA stand for here? 😬

Also Accrington Stanley. They also announce the crowd changes at half-time.

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Ah. Malania! Such honor! Ha.

She so longs to be best. And yet she’s worst. Maybe bratwurst?

Melania will go the rout of Pia Zadora and will have a Golden Globe bought for her.

#Melania #Trash #Garbage

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At least he waited until she was old enough, for once.

They deserve each other.

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With the number of Raspberries she will win she can make jam that feeds the entire world and the planets Elon is going to conquer.

Replying to @bmeiselas.bsky.social: A picture hangs in a gallery, and the frame is always part of the award.

They got frozen out on Best Special Effects? Maybe we should invade Greenland.

#Infantino take note !

Given how much of this "documentary" is surely utter and complete fiction...

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Ain't funny bro.

Why bother with nominations, just award it every prize in shoe business, and while you're at it, move the show to the Trump center for all things excellent, f/k/a the Kennedy center for the performing arts?

It was a shakedown, extortion, whatever you want to label it. Bezos isn’t concerned about Amazon. His concern then and now was losing any of Blue Horizon’s space contracts totally to Musk. As well as his other big money maker AWS.

It’s a bribe to encourage Trump to play nice with Amazon and WaPo, but mobsters never play nice. Trump will want more.