Post

Walked on the bowling alley and fell down come ON lady he’s giving you GOLD

Thank you for this. That is the hardest I’ve laughed since the 1-star clown was elected.

he didn't need the facial makeup because he was acting like a clown irl and the kids loved him

Asking the clown to take off his clown shoes so as to adhere to the bowling alley safety rules

“Make up was scant” is so unnecessarily poetic

I tried my best. (Yes, that’s me.)

Do you suppose it was a real clown, or just a man in a clown suit?

@rokokoprufei.bsky.social

Sounds like more of a Diana problem than a clown problem.

Was at a kid’s party once where the clown got into an argument with the parents over payment

Clothing seemed unkept? This clown is just GIVING AWAY his clothes!

I got really mad when he fell down! 😡

sounds like this clown was really lacking professionalism

📌

Funny how? Like a clown? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfcy...

Dude sounds like a hoot. I’m sure the kids loved it!!

i would go into debt to hire this clown

At first, I giggled but now i can't stop laughing.

I thought this was another WaPo story about a Trump voter

His flower spit in my face and he tried to make it up to me by presenting me with fake flowers. ⭐⭐

Playing a video game is the best shit ever!!

"Clown face makeup was scant" is just... Mom wasn't an English major, she was an ENGLISH MAJOR, thank you and your sad 4 bean salad, Melanie.

hahaha this is very perceptive — my dad actually asked “what about clowns” as a joke and i just had to check!

🤣

He was funny, just not ha-ha funny

Same goes for magicians

Bill Murray went to a kid's birthday?

Isn’t a clown falling down part of the show?

Way too many people here haven’t seen shakes the clown and that’s upsetting.

@murderxbryan.bsky.social

The Gamer Clown™️

That "clown slips and falls on bowling alley" skit cracks me up every time

sounds like the kids had a great time.

Do the bowling alley shoes come in giant clown-shoe sizes?

Please let this be research for the Panic event

Sounds a good time whether he was actually trying to be a good clown or was in the neighborhood and collecting a check. Dude seems to have eaten it at the bowling alley, so that’s worth a check for clown work imo.

📌

Oh my God.

Are you sure that was a clown that was hired and not some guy out in the parking lot of Party City who was hailed down and put in an Uber and made his world debut as Homeless Hank the messy clown?

"Clean up your act sunshine, you've got too many balls in the air."

I find myself using the sentiment you identified as a role model for how to approach parenting - “I’m so mad right now, etc.” - in my daily life extremely often.

the kids enjoyed having him there! that's all that matters

Sounds like Elon Musk.

This made my day. 😂

Did the clown look like this?

Really wish I could have seen this clown chasing the balloon that got away

Completely irresponsible. Ordered half dozen clowns for the party. They show up in a Smart car. Obviously not seatbelted in. Somehow all fit in there, no idea, but completely unsafe. Kids could get the impression it’s good to drive that way.

Well, I wouldn't. But I am sure that person is out there, sadly.