GigaChad Pennington

Look, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney is a phenomenal game... BUT! Repeatedly violating the 180° rule (in the court scenes) is inexcusable.

At this point I want both Glenn and Reich fired tomorrow. Let Chris Banjo take over interim coach duties.

Aaron Glenn should be fired TODAY if results hold. Zero expectations that Reich is gonna do any better but lets just end this farce.

That it'll fail because they lack sufficient consolidation and centralized control does not make it trivial that the president of the United States is trying to steal elections and produce an illegitimate sham Congress. It is open rebellion against the Constitution and morally tantamount to treason.

We better hear about this 10x as much as we heard about Hunter Biden's stupid laptop.

Repairing clothing in the US can be expensive — sometimes exceeding cost of the garment itself — bc it's labor intensive. The denim repair above will also feel stiff at first. But results can be beautiful, add to the aesthetic, and allow you to develop better relationship with clothes.

Enjoyed seeing this woman's work. Sustainability isn't just about producer decisions, but also consumer decisions, namely their willingness to repair things when needed. This type of repair is easier on natural fibers, rather than stretch fabrics. Consider that when shoppping. IG loosethreadsrepair

@defector.com I love you guys but your You Can See Everything review really should have had spoiler warnings. Only half joking.

"You Can See Everything" is about how if your eyes are large and wet enough, people will empathize with you against their better judgement.

The NBA and the criminal (no other word for them) sportsbooks are really out here banning the few loser bets for them and trying to present it as betting safety. And Adam Silver is doing their dirty work talking it up as a success. It solves nothing but how to get DK and FanDuel more money.

SEVEN THINGS I THINK 🔸I like the Colts giving Steichen the year 🔸Matthew Stafford = 2022 Tom Brady? 🔸Trading some Eagles 🔸…yeah man let’s start McCarthy, why not www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

@robertmays.bsky.social I get the explanation about cutting Pats talk for later....but that means the last time the Jets were discussed on the show was after the bears game when you guys talked about mostly as foils to Ben Johnson, the Bears RBs and the Bears defense.

Bad news the Eagles starting left tackle is out for the season too after team doctors drowned him to see if he was a witch

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

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Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next

The reason they’re not tush pushing is because the Eagles are on their 3rd center and 3rd left guard

a grandmotherly woman just got booted from the Trump rally for protesting, and she went out like a hero talking trash and flipping the double bird

Although the Bucs won, Tampa's decision to not kick the field goal and go up three scores was indefensible.

When in doubt in game strategy, just assume I disagree with Todd Bowles.

Todd Bowles has the Cowboys in survivor and just wants to give them one more chance

Too soon for ‘bust’ talk: Taking stock of the Jets’ rookie class www.nydailynews.com/2026/10/08/j...

We should not let other countries find out about Rutgers

oh that's sick, reminds me of when I went as The Hatchling (player character) years ago. 11/10 game, made me sob for an hour straight after I beat it

Every time I feed my pets immediately when they start whining, my veterinarian fiance shows me this tweet.

Thank you to my fellow HS (same graduating class no less) alum @barryp.bsky.social for this:

I mean this with every fiber of my being: Fuck the Sox!

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Wrote a piece for the Guardian Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

I would watch the hell out of a 60 minute @pablo.show interview with PTFO's legal guy. Hearing about all the terrified flase bravado he has to wade through would be excellent.

oh you better believe I’m keeping an eye on those Jets picks

Why is Love stil playing? He's been hurt for a few weeks multiple times. Get the backup in there.

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.

I'm at the point where I don't want him to die. He's not allowed to die. He has to live. He has to live for centuries. Put him in one of those Futurama vats for heads. Not his head. Him. Mush the whole undying McConnell body into one of those little head vats and seal it.

Every week, all season, I recap every game, in depth, including the biggest "Signal" and "Noise" ✅Watched every snap of every game Sun/Mon ✅~30 min+ per team analyzing/writing up Mon/Tue ✅Every player, all 32 teams, recalibrated ✅Signal & Noise bullets Pt 1: t.co/DdzHLSJu2A Pt 2: t.co/KNS3NJJYlF

Jimmy James won an Emmy!

Lol @michaelsalfino.bsky.social couldn't resist slipping a little joy over the Jets extra 2027 1sts into what was a FANTASY FOOTBALL column. Utter non-sequitur (enjoyable as it was for me). Never stop being you.