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I like the illustration of him dead in a glue trap

Immediately dug up and eaten by whatever magic-sentient-coyotes

dobby nuggies or bust

Dobby is Free(dom Fried)

Yo I bet those ears get NICE and crispy

Whenever I see a hummingbird I say to my wife “I bet those would be delicious deep fried snacks”

when my house elf died we cut off its ears for dog chew toys

KFC’s very limited time menu

You're going to get roasted for this one, Dan.

Dobby isn't real, he was a hoax concocted by traveling carnies in the 1910s, like the Fiji Mermaid

Coyotes would just dig him up

Pictured: Harry Potter at Dobby's funeral.

Its a sign of deep respect in house elf culture to have their body consumed after being battered and fried at around 375 f for like 5 minutes with a side of tartarus sauce

Oh the Potter fans are coming