Fuzz

Fuzz

@oneshea.bsky.social

Avid farter, sleeper, and roller.

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I'm begging my American friends to resist your urge to "get the last word" and chase rage bait for clout and just STOP reposting alt-right bullshit

Brazilians recommending not to amplify right-wing talking points by dunking and quoting, as a winning strategy Next day, my tl is full of people dunking on rfk jr I literally would not have seen the bigotry if it wasn't for y'all repeating it. That's exactly what the Brazilians were on about!

Did my doody and then did my duty!

John Scalzi@scalzi.com

Happy Monday, everybody! This week, have you considered voting early (if you can) and voting in person (if you can)? It's fun! Try it if you can!

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Get your pumpkin carving kit *now* before it's later tonight and you convince yourself a steak knife will work just fine, but it won't and you'll be posting on Bluesky saying, "I just lacerated myself carving a pumpkin. CPSC is going to be so disappointed in me :( "

And you didn't think that she would HEAR IT People hear you talkin' like that gettin' everybody riled up

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

bubbles heard you talkin shit

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The New York Times wrote articles that were like "the impossible-to-characterize elusive politics of Elon Musk / he's lost interest in politics" right before he became *literally the largest GOP donor in history* the next election cycle. Twice. Two times!

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social

This would be the most any person has donated in any election cycle. And #2 is also Musk, in 2024.

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literally this comic except he apparently lives in Czechia instead of Nebraska

Charlie Warzel@cwarzel.bsky.social

70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondล™ej Surรฝ saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

Quisling shit right there

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Top Trump Aide Steve Witkoff, to Vladimir Putin: "You talk so much about Trump being a humanitarian, you are a humanitarian also, sir. I salute you, and I commend you."

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The waye to figure out yf you are talkinge wyth a cat on the ynternet ys to aske the person you are talkinge to "have you been fedde" and yf thei saye "no my bowle ys alwayes emptye" BINGO you are talkinge wyth a catte on the internet. The Purring Test.

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The Israeli Foreign Ministry is lying. No coordination was required, and we were never told that it was. We were not in a restricted security area. We did not pass any checkpoints.

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The second Knives Out movie, whose conclusion (apologies for spoilers) is that its villain is not some dastardly schemer but just an outright idiot, struck me as a taking a bit of a cop out at the time, but the more it's sat with me, the more I think Rian Johnson was right to make THAT the reveal.

lastpositivist.bsky.social@lastpositivist.bsky.social

Just been such a revolution in my worldview to realise that people like Musk actually believe this, this isn't just the nonsense they feed the rubes so they can do coldly rational mercantile calculations in smokey rooms among themselves. No. It's rubes all the way down, they're that stupid.

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do you know how much I want rioting French people to storm an NFL game oh my god

Adam Schefter ... Mirror@adamscheftermirror.bsky.social

The NFL said security will be heightened for the game in Paris between the Pittsburgh Steelers and New Orleans Saints on Sunday after civil unrest engulfed the French capital last weekend. Original post

The cat steepling its claws like that would make such a great cartoon character imo

he does this when I cook because he is an asshole and I'm too short to get him down so I have to push him with something like a ladle or spatula or roll of paper towels asshole

Nice sunset pic of Denver from the Denver Museum of Nature and Science. We had a great time at the K-Pop Demon Hunters Laser Lights show!

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Zombie Hot Ones where they eat the brains of progressively more 'neurospicy' people Zombie Sean Evans: UUURRGH (What can you say about this picture of you ?) Zombie guest (eating brain of someone in Babylon 5 shirt): UURRGH (OMG Sean, where did you get that?)

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SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

thehandbasket.co'Tommy' from viral El-Sayed video is former Sen. Hawley staffer with Christian nationalist tiesThomas Teepell is the son of a former long-time Bobby Jindal staffer who's close to Sean Feucht.

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Replying to @murderxbryan.bsky.social

If you guys end up in Butte, you should visit Frank Littleโ€™s grave. He was murdered by the copper mine owners for trying to unionize the miners.

My guess is tax evasion

Patrick Monahan@pattymo.com

BREAKING: Early this morning federal agents were seen exiting the home of viral podracer Biddy Blas carrying boxes of evidence. The basis for the raid has not been publicly disclosed

Biddy Blas?

union person@junlper.beer

i don't want to say much about 'you can see everything' because the viewers discovery is so important and i don't want to spoil it, but there's a specific name mentioned 2/3's into the film so unexpected that the entire theater erupted, what an unbelievable movie experience

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T I M E T O G O

Truthout@truthout.org

Chuck Schumer โ€” one of the most powerful Democrats in the country โ€” has not issued statements to the press or through his social media channels about the administrationโ€™s attack on Ilhan Omar, which critics have described as a five alarm fire for the state of democracy in the U.S.

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Students from North Carolina A&T can be seen marching back to their HBCU after voting on the first day of early voting in the state. The Guilford County Board of Elections voted to remove the schoolโ€™s on-campus polling site. (video via Todd Simmons) greensboro.com/news/local/g...

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A girl won the role of Seymour in South Grand Prairie High School in Texas. Then, the district freaked out because of Texas' anti-trans and anti-gay law. So they tried to strip her role and give it to a boy. She refused, so now they are cancelling the play. Subscribe to support our journalism.

erininthemorning.comTexas School Kills โ€˜Little Shop Of Horrorsโ€™ After Girl Cast As Seymour, Citing Anti-LGBTQ+ LawFollowing backlash, the school gave one young actressโ€™s role to a boyโ€”and told her to share the role of Audrey with another girl as consolation. Then they cancelled it altogether.

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next video is the longest video i've ever made. first draft is looking to be 1hr55min, meaning the final video will likely be right around or over the 2hr mark. should be out by the end of the month!