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fuck yeah, I love the war on Christmas

Make it a New Year’s resolution to catch back up. Future historians will need those memes!

Satan giving out the gifts of death is all the Christmas present I need. ❤️ 😈 🎁 💀 bsky.app/profile/cpsc...

Metal.

That’s a pretty metal fuckin post from a federal agency. Respect. I hope your social media team survives the purge. 🫡

Prevent first this holiday season.

This reference will now make more sense to you all. bsky.app/profile/cpsc...

Okay just to be sure this doesn't apply to plastic christmas trees does it

This is humerus!

No AI here. Only graphic design passion. Legendary.

thought this was an admin post

Oh I made a gingerbread house with that theme. It won first at the office :)

So, if you don't water your tree, Ghost Riders enters your house? ...I think I'm keeping mine dry this year.

So you’re gonna send a Terminator after me if I mishandle my tree?

Or else

Guys a I smell smoke and a healthbar just appeared am I in trouble?

or hear me out, do not put the tree up months before Christmas

It's the thing you put on the table when you're carving a pumpkin.

that doesn't mean it becomes the jurisdiction of an entirely different unrelated agency lmao

This is metal af

As I was reminded, the cats knocking over the tree is a good reminder to water it. bsky.app/profile/did:...

daddy likes it hot

But does a wet newspaper burn faster or slower than a wet Christmas tree? 🤔

Who let Peril in here?

Thank you Mr Skeltal

Well yeah, my newspaper is soaking wet

Plenty of people still get real trees. At least of my friends gets a real tree every year.

What kind of metal music do you have playing through your office as you design these?

What do I do about the rust now that I've watered it? 😜

this is fucking awesome

Friggin bonies!

I better remember to do that I wouldn't want an ethereal skeleton to haunt me.

A hot Christmas tree.

How do I summon the badass tannenbaum skeleton without burning down my house?

That was a more of a statement than a question, so don't answer that.

this wasnt made by ai

Have a Harryhausen Christmas!

I'm so glad you guys do this, keep up the good work

use your Christmas cheer to bash its friggin brains in

Perfection

Every damn day.

Fuck yeah!

right! my christmas tree flops open like a damn umbrella like old looney tunes cartoons and has lights built in. If I want to do nothing else the christmas tree is basically done in 5 minutes.

Yes thank you ❤️❤️

Sorry but that looks so badass I kind of want it to happen

Do the skeletons have big titties?

Every day we face challenges that the Founders could not have dreamed.

📌

I'm having problems trying to get the skeleton to have large boobs or preggers, because those require a lot more flesh than the average skeleton has. Enjoy, anyways.

I have impregnated the skeleton.

I respect you for not caring about being horny towards a federal agency

@peachsaliva.bsky.social

Your account and posts are a true Christmas miracle.

This made me laugh so hard I woke up my baby

*excuse me*, there's a word for those, and that word is 'skeletitties'.

This is hot off the presses