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You need to make sure Ted Cruz gets the message

But I'm 10 years old, I'm about to play Operation and I need to know if the battery still works!!!

I have licked batteries and I’m totally fine.

This has been my tried and true method for determining what 9Vs are good enough to use for the next show. You can take my built-in battery tester over my slightly electrocuted body.

My tongue tingles reading this post.

GenX invented that

Come and take them

actually its fine

Killjoy

How else are they gonna cum?

Tide pods? Can we eat them?

okay DAD

Ok, but what about as a treat?

I’m not not licking batteries

Are you positive? Is it terminal, or do you just taste the inside of a cell?

I’ll believe you when your Democrat appointees are back working.

But we have this built in 9V battery tester. Why shouldn’t we use it?

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IT'S JUST (bzzzzt) A LITTLE (bzzzt) SPARKY, NOT DANGEROUS, CASE (bzzzt) CLOSE.

I've got a pot of 'buzz buttons'. Readily available plant...tasting notes of citrus and 9 volt battery... (They're actually a really fun ingredient!)

I remember getting those in my Easter basket.

Nice try commie.

Nine volts are tangy. But there's a big difference between a nine volt and a car battery.

Toads shouldn’t lick batteries either

(Yes, I absolutely stole this bit from Patton Oswalt.)

well of course YOU'D say that

god forbid a woman have a hobby🤪

I’m licking my 100% repairable ebike battery 😇 gouach.com

But I'm a robot

It's okay, ChatGPT said I should do it in addition to eating gravel.

Oh, Hi. I thought yall got DOGED.

Fite me

is chewing them fine

You first

First lawn darts, now this? Why are they trying to take away all our fun?

Trump administration is going to fire the social media person at USCPSC and put out new 'guidance': "THE WOKE LEFT HATES FREEDOM!!! IT IS TOTALLY FINE TO LICK BATTERIES!!! MLBGA (MAKE LICKING BATTERIES GREAT AGAIN)!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!"

YES YOU CAN!

For the record, I didn’t come up with this graphic.

ODDS ARE IN YOUR FAVOR

Alone, Na and Cl are a nono But combined they're delicious!

What’s next, you going to tell us to stop drinking water from the garden hose?

To those who bravely fought for my right to stick an entire 6 pack of Energizers in my mouth.

You can't tell me what to do

Cowards