Lin-Manuel Margera

Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!

One must imagine Sisyphus doing a sick kickflip

A stretch Lime scooter is all it takes to tackle the male loneliness epidemic.

Im no scientist but Im pretty sure rollerskating to Mambo No. 5 would heal everything wrong with me

My teenage children, who have never set foot in NYC, go around saying "Help me, Mamdani!" whenever anything goes wrong and/or they can't figure out their homework, just to give everybody a sense of the scale of this man's presence in the culture lol

Breaking: Deshaun Watson traded to Atland Falcons to ruin Kevin Strfanski's life

Kenneth Walker? Why didnt they name him Kenneth Runner?

for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com

My called shots for Fantasy Football this year: 1.Jalen #Waddle ends up a top 5 WR 2. The #Dolphins offense performs better than anyone expects 3. There are not consistently startable players on the #Commander 4. One of the rookie receivers on the #Browns ends up as the top rookie receiver

GOD: Strike down a famous 80-year-old American, you know the one. ANGEL: Done. GOD: Not her! I want that guy who — let’s just he was in “Home Alone 2.” ANGEL: Ok, here’s Tim Curry. GOD: ANGEL: GOD:

Damn

The least woke thing about me is I fucking LOVE "Dubai Chocolate" But it's such a blatant PR food that it bums me out

[TRAVIS KELCE INSIDE THE AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS CLOSET] "Oh my God... okay, have you guys seen this one? There's a scene where a golf ball ricochets off the tree right back into the guy's nuts."

Might be GOTY

Ass

The mere presence of the word "historemix" has made it so I refuse to ever see the musical Six.

Yesterday Mayor Mamdani endorsed a bill to force Amazon to employ its own delivery drivers, rather than outsource the work to subcontractors. The Prospect can report that Amazon's lead lobbyist on that bill is Chuck Schumer's daughter Jessica. prospect.org/2026/08/11/m...

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says "15 miles to the love shack

Flicking my earbuds case open and closed like it's a lighter and I'm a smoker of podcasts

Disney will sue daycare centres for using their characters but allows this

Elections are today and Ive literally just been a jittery fuck every waking moment.

gonna start talking like this to my boss

incredible

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

Another candidate for immediate induction into The Dudes Rock HOF.

Is the Hell Thread still happening here?

Haley Stevens is growing on me nevrves

All im saying is a Taco Bell Quesadilla never gave anybody cyclosporiasis

And scene.

So Trump’s position is that elections under him were the most corrupt in the world, then Biden was elected (by the Communist Party of China) and four years later they all oversaw a fair election that he won

donald trump has died

28 years of cyclosporiasis testing Screwworms eradicated in the US in 1966. Measles eradicated in the US in 2000. All are back because of this science denying administration.

Jacob Wohl-ter Cronkite

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Lindsey Graham has seen the shadow of the valley of death so the Iran War will continue for another six weeks, minimum.

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.

welcome to the Age of Diarrhea

Nothing says MAHA like my poops and pees being the same consistency

Anyway…

An account with this avatar was just blocked.