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@plankysmith.bsky.social
I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith! Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
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"how dare you talk about that thing Trump tried to do and everyone in the current administration helped and participated in!"
BASH: The worry is that we end up in a situation where President Trump tries to overturn the election and the result of that could be like what we saw after January 6-- BLANCHE: Stop it! You gotta stop it with that! That's crazy BASH: This is a president who has a history
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the most moderate, apolitical and non-controversial opinion in Elon Musk is that everything he sells is too good to be true, and will either fall apart and be expensive to fix, or will be clawed back and resold to you for more money
upselling people fighting for their lives to expensive plans under the pretense of being anti-war, how very noble of you sir
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All the domestic news is bad for Rs, so what if we important some foreign news and pretend that's what really matters.
New in PN: @mattgertz.bsky.social on how Fox News is whipping viewers into a pre-midterm hysteria "These sorts of pseudo scandals germinate on the right, but if they can turn those stories into a major fixation for the mainstream press as well, then they do a lot more damage."
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3 out of 300 polled for a Michigan statewide race would be a poll of 100,000 people.
Mike Johnson: "When I'm in these big arenas, I ask for hands -- 'Show me your hand if you've answered a poll in the last six months.' There will be like three hands among 300 people. I'm telling you, these polls are off. All of them."
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99% of GOP talking points can be knocked down if reporters do third grade level research and pushback. It rarely happens, which is why it's so jarring when you actually see it 🙃
wow -- a squirming Mike Rogers gets flustered as Kristen Welker points out that while he attacks El-Sayed over the Muslim Brotherhood, *Rogers himself* defended the Muslim Brotherhood during the same period of time that El-Sayed did!
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The unfathomable corruption
Blanche on CBS says his suit against Alaska is "asking the court to step in where the Alaska Supreme Court didn't, which is to look at federal law and if necessary to allow a process for Alaska to decide who should be certified as the winner." (So, the voters won't get to decide. Got it.)
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"[to most Americans] The Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant" is an incredible sentence to say without irony
"The party left me. I used to be a Democrat, but know that Obama has made fun of Trump for making the White House look like a dictator designed an over-the-top chain restaurant I favor starving African children and bringing measles back"
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i feel like this evan barker person does not understand the joke obama is making, which rests on being familiar with the cheesecake factory and understanding that it is nice but not opulent.
"The party left me. I used to be a Democrat, but know that Obama has made fun of Trump for making the White House look like a dictator designed an over-the-top chain restaurant I favor starving African children and bringing measles back"
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Replying to @jamellebouie.net
It's even dumber since ranked choice voting, which Trump says is a scam even though it led to him winning in Alaska 3 times, eliminates any confusion over Dan Sullivans since you can just rank the other one second. This rhetoric is not supposed to make sense. It's supposed to create confusion.
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you know, i think this guy might be bad at the law bsky.app/profile/atru...
BASH: What's the crime? AG TODD BLANCHE: What's the crime? Well it depends. There *could* be a crime. But the real wrong here is that Alaskans are gonna be confused. BASH: The Alaskan Supreme Court ruled 4 months ago on this matter
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this is total gobbledygook? the process to decide who should be certified as the winner is the election, and there is no federal law that says the courts get to decide who that is.
Blanche on CBS says his suit against Alaska is "asking the court to step in where the Alaska Supreme Court didn't, which is to look at federal law and if necessary to allow a process for Alaska to decide who should be certified as the winner." (So, the voters won't get to decide. Got it.)
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Here’s the relevant language in the DOJ lawsuit. It asks for the election not to be certified if Peltola’s margin of victory is smaller than the number of votes cast for the third-party Sullivan. (I expect this to be laughed out of court.) storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
BRENNAN: The DOJ lawsuit demands the Alaska result not be certified if voters are confused. The confusion is defined as Sen. Sullivan not winning. BLANCHE: That's not what it says BRENNAN: I'm quoting from it. You are telling them not to certify it. What right does the federal govt have?