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These are the same people who go into the ocean when the guards are off duty. The same people who drive through flooded streets. The same people who think the gates at the train crossing are for others.

Reminds me of leopards eating someone else's face.

Any tips about health consequences for 1000's of lbs of toxic heavy metals drifting everywhere?

That was an EMERGENCY

Are you sure? Roland Emmerich seemed pretty confident it was a virus in the DVD commentary.

I came here to say this lol, it’s definitely a nerve agent and not a biological weapon

VX is a liquid not a gas

"In the last one ['Batman Forever'], George Clooney was played by The Saint, and in the two before that, he was played by Beetlejuice." -- MST3K character Pearl Forrester

Yeah you don’t want to end up like the Rocket Man.

Can't wait to walk in to the children's hospital at 6am on July 5 and hear the tales from the ER. /sarcasm but only about my feelings

Do you have any safety advice for the situation wherein, having lit the 25 pack of bottle rockets and briskly walked away, a very excited but not very bright dog unexpectedly grabs the 25 pack and circles its humans at warp speed while shooting us with bottle rockets from her mouth?

And don't light them in places where it's illegal! During this heatwave DOUBLE CHECK before you light 'em up, because seasonal bans on fire hazards are a thing.

why'd you have to make my hands sound so delicious though 😭

Since SCOTUS now days manufacturers no longer have to print safety warnings on their labels, I’m not sure it’s enough to say follow the manufacturer’s instructions

Better yet, leave the fireworks to the professionals!

Or better yet, don’t light the firework at all, and don’t burn your state down.

"Fireworks?" It sure do, bud. Works to explode your hand.

My hands are different, bitch

my cousin blew his hand up with fireworks last summer :(

This is not a post about fireworks.

🙌💥

Surely, this fluffy cow wants to be petted.