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Trump Trots

Puts a whole new meaning to toilet humor, doesn't it?

#Trump runs is my favorite!

Trumporrhea 🤣

Do the doo!

Yep

Or Trumparia

#trumporrhea

Ick

🫠

I'm partial to Trumpiarrhea.

Also known as Trumporhea

How about all that Donnarhea it's causing! The Trump Runs.

It’s tRUMPeria!!

Be sure to drink plenty of Ivermectin. If you don't have that, try to find leeches. And if the diarrhea is that bad, see a phrenologist! Someone on youtube says you get cyclospora from flu shots and pay toilets. So stay away from them.

We are never too old for poop jokes

Hot MAHA Blast.

Now I'm in a dilemma: MAHA Blast is so good, but Trumporrhea is a real thorn in Trump's voluminous backside. We should hold a vote and report the results to the MSM. I vote for MAHA Blast, but will continue to add #Trumporrhea

My MAHA has been Blasting since Monday. I think you could measure propulsion.

Gutfire of the Vanities

They gotta be selling that shit at Taco Bell right now.

😂😂

between maha blast and pettysburg address, I've gotten some good laughs going into this weekend

You owe me a new keyboard. I just spit my chocolate almond milk all over it when I read your post.

Just not from the Hudson.

perfect

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOLOLOL oh noooooooo

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I'm hearing Trumporrhea lol

All those immigrants bringing their culture and diseases Before you say anything my daughter used to work with those immigrants!

The daily show called it butthole covid.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

the daily show referred to it as the Butthole Covid.. and now thats all i can think of it as

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I saw it referred to as Trumparrhea on Threads and I almost spit out my coffee.

That is a good one. Very funny.

I misspelled it..its Trumporrhea 🤣

Nature’s GLP-1.

#Trumporrhea

It's possibly from a lettuce supplier, which might not have been identified if taco bell hadn't voluntarily removed produce from their menu and broadcast it.

Trumporreha

Trumparrhea.

Trumporrhea is #2 (giggle)

🤣🤣

That's hilarious and I will be using it lol 😆

Oh, you'd think I was 12 rather than....wayyy older. 🤣🤣🤣

Trumpazuma's Revenge

I prefer Donorrhea

Excellent 🤣

It has been formally named.

OMGEE!!!!!! 😂🤣

Trumparrhea, I've seen it called....🤣

😂😂I have to admit Cyclospora sounds like the title of an early David Cronenberg film

I just saw this. 😇

I cannot wait to drop this big belly-acher into polite cyclospora conversation, chuckling it off like I came up with it as everyone laughs oh so fun so fun.

This is just as good as "Pillsbury Proud Boy" 🤣

I just saw Trumporhea as well.

😂😂😂😂😂

Trumparrhea

I just heard that on X/Twitter people are calling the cyclospora epidemic "Trumporrhea." after the 🍊POS!! 🤣😂🤣😂

Trumparrhea

MAHA Blast. Trump Diarrhea Syndrome. Donorrhea. We've got a million of 'em.

AKA Trumporhhea.

That's very good. Another appropriate name.

Kennedy Ka-kas?

#ExplosiveTrumporrhea

Yes, it's a good one! Still am liking "Explosive Donarrhea" though.

🤣

Same and MAHA trots was pretty good too. 😁

As someone on oral chemo meds, for which the big D is a chronic side effect, I have sympathy for those currently facing the MAHA Blast. I'm not quite to the point of rating the best "facilities" like George Costanza but I never go ANYWHERE without complete awareness of the nearest John/Jane.

No one is ever too old to snigger

Actually, for this one oddly enough it's an antibiotic

Trump squirts

Donarrhea is hereditary!! It runs in your jeans…

That’s a great one 🤭☠️😭😂

There are a lot of bad jokes on here, but that F’ing cooks.

Just read someone else called it Trumporrhea which is perfect, since he wants to put his name on everything. But that's great too! 🤣

😂😂😂😂

That’s good! That’s what I’m calling it from now on!

Saw someone call it "Trumporea"

Taco Bell being implicated is just the volcano sauce on top

MAHA Blast is a good name for a THC-ExLax mocktail, which comes with a dead animal penis as a swizzle stick

"Trumphole Covid"

RFKaka jr

Also, trumporrhea.

Trumparrhea

I heard it referred as trumparia 🤣🤣

MAHA Blast. Freakin' love it! 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe a trip to Costco is in order.

Get a bidet. Power washing is better. Toilet paper lasts forever.

With soaring grocery prices and a national diarrhea outbreak, Trump will claim credit for Americans losing weight.

No, it’s Trumparrhea

😂

I heard Trumporrhea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A bit graphic.

I'm screeming 😂

I prefer Trumporhhea

www.foodnavigator.com/Article/2026...

I like calling it TDS: Trump Diarrhea Syndrome but MAHA Blast is also peak

Perfect

It just so happens.... www.woodtv.com/news/nexstar...

Maybe learn the people to stop being promiscuous

If he can't steal another election to escape his fate, maybe he can kill us all with reintroduced diseases instead😣

Ohhh... that's good. Let's make that go viral.

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I saw "The Trump Trots"

Trumporrhea is better.