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He might as well just throw paper towels.

Sounds about right. That's all Abbott is good for. And he's such a putz that I doubt he really prays, anyway.

Fuck prayer asshole, get boots on the ground and dollars in pockets sleazebag. Fuck most of these people are white motherfucker.

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That should fix it all and bring back all lives that were lost. Clearly thoughts and prayers do not help but logical legislations that will not defund vital government positions that could have foreseen this tragedy. Sad thing though, people will not learn from this, and more innocent lives are lost

Thoughts and

That will really help fix the problem.

Hallelujah!

Aren't you people in Texas tired of all the constant devastation and lack of support by you POS republican government? Why do you all keep electing this trash! Get this through yourr fucking thick skulls....they DO NOT give a shit about any of you!

Sad thing is this works on people.

I posted something like this sarcastically moments ago. We are in the timeline where The Onion writes legit headlines anymore. WTAF

Do I have to sign up to get these Texas prayer alerts or will they just be broadcast on loudspeakers so everyone has to listen?

Thoughts and prayers. Just like after a mass shooting event and then it’s business as usual until the next death cult event. Rinse and repeat.

Ah, Republican “thoughts and prayers”. Like always. Of course.

Religious people who believe in prayer: "holy shit, why didnt we consider praying at a time like this."

What will “Thoughts and Prayers” do? Instead, “Vote responsible Players”!

Yeh cos prayers are gonna solve this. Climate change is gonna rip through so many republican heartlands and their response ‘let’s pray to a sky fairy’ ffs.

#Abbotmustresign

Prayer is free. Doing something is not. Of course he is.

Thoughts and prayers. The cheap solution to every tragedy and disaster. No need to pay tax or licence gun ownership. Just thoughts and prayers. Job done. 🤦‍♀️

Mass Casualty Abbott!

GOD to Abbott: take your prayers and shove them up your ass. And start acting like Jesus told you to, you miserable locust.

State if prayer? 😠

Oh thank Gawd

Aren't Sundays always a day of prayer for these folks? 🤷‍♂️

This is why we can't have nice things.

[briskly dusts hands together]

That'll fix ignoring reality.

Can’t believe nobody else thought of that.

Yeah, bc prayers are the answer 🤦‍♂️. That’s like trying to convince me Joel Osteen and his “megachurch” help the less fortunate.

#HailSatan

Prayers have been working very well. Keep it up!

A whole extra layer of Doing The Absolute Fucking Minimum: it's Sunday in Texas, and thus already a day of prayer for everyone he cares to speak to.

Brilliant !!

Great news. Now the dead can return to their families and God will restore their homes and clean up the mess. If prayers did any good, trump would have had his nine iron struck by lightening just enough to grossly disfigure him so those with disabilities could mock him. This I prayed for many times.

There have been a number of stories on this subject already, so I’ll give them that

But no thoughts? What about the thoughts?

That will fix it.

Perfect. The government of Texas will do nothing to protect you. They want to keep their money. So please put your faith in god. Losers

Hey Abbot, Maybe we could try having a National Weather Service and FEMA.

Hoping god gets enough likes to stop killing people.

Translation: Abbott to add rule requiring insurance companies to add Must Pray rider to home insurance policies.

Useless

Pray he resigns.

Abbot is saying they had assets their in advance This is not gonna be ok

He is THE WORST. My Mom in ATX refers to him as Assbutt.

Great! This will fix everything!! God can bring back the dead, repair the bridges, rebuild the homes and businesses that were destroyed, and assure us that he will do a better job of prevention and warning next time. And just maybe, he will tell Abbot to f off and build a better warning system. ⭐

Yeah, that'll help the dead and the disenfranchised. 🙄 Why don't you call your bud Cheeto and beg him for money to help your constituents? Too much? You know he won't cough it up? Aw.

That’ll help! NOT!!!

Wake me up when he calls for something that addresses the climate crisis.

Pray for rain in one hand, urinate in the other. See which hand gets wet. Abbott should be praying to get out of his chair. Maybe that will work.

Texans get down on your knees and pray until the cows come home. Let the rest of us know if that helps the situation. If you stat red you will soon be dead by the hands of your own party.

In other words he is calling for a “Sunday” on a Sunday in Texas

Why didn't those monsters pray already?!

I have no clue what happened here. It was supposed to be "separation BETWEEN the state and any religion is the only way to protect everything from crumbling".

It's amazing that Texans CHOOSE this asshole over and over again. Same with Cancun Cruz. These people don't care about you. How is this hard to understand? Do NOT blame gerrymandering, which has no bearing on the senate or governor's races.

Dear MAGA - God gave us scientists

Oh good. I was afraid he wasn’t going to do anything constructive.

Always interested in who marries these kinds of men. Turns out, like everybody else in power in the GOP, he has more than one wife. Wonder if the first one had to sign an NDA.

Pray for common sense to reappear. Pray for the clarification of cause and effect. You had the tools and the personnel to prevent this exact thing and you threw it away for a conman.

If only he bothered to pray last week this whole flood thing would never have happened!

Thoughts & Prayers have never prevented or fixed anything. They are the words of people who just don’t care but want to look pious.

Because they've found everyone and are grateful?

Oh, no!

seems like we can't vote for either side anymore

Maybe. I don't have either one on my phone. And I know people who still don't have a mobile phone. That's NOT what is needed -- a loud physical stand-alone alarm system is needed for places that are at risk of extreme physical danger.

A great idea; everyone congregate at their church in prayer. Especially in the Mexican Catholic and Arab Mosques. This way the DPS State Police and ICE agents can raid; zip tie and drag off as many as their vans can carry! All DPS offices can give you as many rolls of Trump paper towels as you need!

Nothing fails like prayer.

How about you fund a real weather forecast instead