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He must not be esp rich. He clearly bought his hair transplant surgery on layaway

I'll bet Jimothy could take him.

and not even the real sexy one

holy shit

Look, there's still the possibility of improvement. When arrested he was wearing, like, the clothes of an 11-year-old. Pedo punchline not provided.

He looks like he attempts to sell you things "fallen off a truck" but instead of a euphemism for fencing they literally fell off a semi.

Faine is feeling a “my man” thread coming on

I still love the sign at a gaming store I went to: "Take the gamey out of gamer. Please shower." or something to that effect.

Remy from Ratatouille: I'm glad that everybody else is helping out but I'm gonna need you to go back into the sewer

But isn't human definition of bad trash the equivalence of "haute cuisine" to raccoons?

I'm ready for a raccoon-based update to Animal Farm.

How dare you inpune honorable trash pandas by associating them with an amoral grifter like tate.

*snorts*

MFR is half-way to chupacabra. Worse than being all the way there.

Becoming Floridian

I'm going through chemotherapy and my hair looks better than his

As someone who has frequently had raccoon neighbors, this is an insult to raccoons 🦝

I love how defence lawyers often struggle to say things like, "Actually, he's a lying piece of shit."

For the few seconds I could stand to watch that one BBC interview with him, what he most reminded me of was the Simpsons' Squeaky Voiced Teen

Behold Tate, Overlord of the Mange-o-Shere...

hideous, inside and out

A coalition of raccoons are at the front door and they would like you to know, they disagree with this take. That is not a raccoon it is clearly human garbage. 🦝🦝🦝

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