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we threw all that tea in the water because of guys who looked like this

Also looks like they all drink their own piss.

that's probably exactly why, though. if you have the sense that you're at the lower end of some group, you have a perverse incentive to find another group to call out as categorically worse than yours, so that everyone knows you're still better than /someone/

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They look like the enemies you encounter in your first session of a beginner DnD module. They're like a sweaty hydra Homeschool-munculus They look like they suffer flashbacks when walking past a locker. Cover your drinks, ladies the new alphas have entered the room.

_Paunchy in the Brain: The Allegedly Undeniable Physiological Superiority of Some Crypto Douche_

is hanania pretending to hold an imaginary cigarette

They're like vampires if you kept all the debilitations (sun sensitivity, anemia, inability to eat garlicky foods, and insomnia) but retained none of the cool stuff (sexual allure, immortality, and dominating charisma).

This is the first time I’ve seen that dork-ass try-hard Yarvin without his leather biker jacket. God, I wanna give him a swirly so bad.

How many total exorcisms have these three men undergone? The answer will surprise you

Hi we're lookijg for a cleric for our dnd campaign

They are going to somehow ask for separate checks, four for the three of them.

"Mother says I'm sensitive to gluten."

The Three Pony Riders of the Mild Nuisance.

"Alex, I'll take Guys Who Explain Why Women Choose The Bear for $500, please."

I haven't a clue who any of these men are...but I'm getting the impression I don't want to know?

when the mayo is too spicy

They would say that, but deep down they know they aren't. If you truly think you're superior you don't demand fascism, you demande competition to show it. Magnus Carlsen doesn't ask for his opponents to start every game without their queen.

I've got no clue who these boobs are but i have the urge to kick their ass for lunch money and shove them in a locker

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dilbert supremacists

Don't even know who these guys are, to be honest. And apparently I need not know them.

but see how white they are, ian

Scum Boy 3.

Guy on the right is so pale and damp looking. The shine on his forehead. It's like he's just oozed out of the ocean

I would stay celibate for the rest of my life rather than going near any of them.

Humans became the dominant species by having empathy for each other and protecting the group, and being great hunters. You can just look at these guys and tell they're extremely empathetic athletes, incredible survivalists, and not Habsburg genetic disasters being kept alive by the herd.

they don't look like the pinnacle of human genetic experience, they look like the accounting department of a failing venture capital startup

Embrace Your Doughy Overlords

@earational.bsky.social Don't know most of these guys, so I am going to name them: You??, Absolutely Not, and Please Be Serious.

Explains why they claim to need much more funding and research to prove it, though.

I often think that about these and past Nazi assholes. With the only exception being Eichmann the rest of the Nazi leadership were equally pathetic specimens as seen in this image.

Negative rizz.

The pinnacle of an evolutionary dead-end, maybe.

It never fails. Not a chin, jawline, or cheekbone in sight

They all look like they were a drunken collaboration between Peter Bagge, Leo Baxendale and Junji Ito.

Vibe

Just astronomical levels of speed awareness lacking.

Shiny forehead.

The shadow of Hannania's hand makes Yarvin look like he put a very sweaty arm on his tummy.