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...maybe I should finally get Marvel Rivals. 😳

What's good for the goose is great for the gander. That's how the super serum works, right??

One day, games won't be afraid to cock casually

Bulged Boldly?

His balls bobbled broadly

What an image

*throbs*

Phallicly, he penised shaftfully into the fray.

OH COME ON MARVEL🤣

You have Erected Your Last Penis, Reed!

Penised cockilly

Particularly pendulous penis prominently placed

That thang is gonna poke someones eye out

Dicked cockly

Phallused Floppliy

That's a phallacy!

'bouta hear from a whole lotta cowards

It's not like Captain America is going to fly the flag at half staff

Penised Prominently down the Promenade

That's America's meat!

Dicked dickidly

Magnificent.

Shlongin’ along

Jo you cant keep getting away with it

Lmfao, stop.

Groined Gratuitously.

Now THIS is true gender equality

Remember from Endgame: "That's AMERICA'S ass!" -Antman to Captain America

Jutting Johnsoned

That's America's penis

He's very forward Penisly speaking

cocked confidently

That's America's Bulge

cocking confidently

Bouncing physics finally found a new use!

Dingle'd dangily.

nearly shot quinoa out of my nose 😂 🤧

Now we know why he could lift thor’s hammer

Bulging bulgily 🥴

It's still jigglin'!

Captain Americum.

Are the devs the horniest is the industry?

Dicked determinedly.

Schlonged Longly

Dicked cockily

Penised Prickly

Out of all the magnificent and prominent penis puns in this thread, yours is the one that genuinely made me laugh out loud, thanks for that! :D

Bernie Rosenthal gonna be walkin' funny in the morning

Shafted Sharply

Delightfully Dickish, Seymour!

Let's be real, he's also breasting boobily in this

Wealthily wanged

i'm shareing that one with kinkymation when she gets to this outfit

Sufficiently bepenised.

I came here for the comments and I was not disappointed 🤣

Pricked proudly! And how 🫡

This entire reply thread had me in tears of laughter.

He dicked penisly across the map, with his dong wanging and cocking dicks, penis, wiener dicks. XD

Liefield'd Lasciviously.

Codpieced conspicuously?

Member'd Monstrously

Dude’s got the whole Amazon Warehouse in there!

JOSEPH

Kinda reminds me of those figures that are sculpted like that, so when you move their legs your like 'Where'd this third one come from??'

They injected the supersoldier serum right up his peen

Bonerfyingly cockely

Dangled Wangily

Dicked dongily

America’s flag flies from that pole

Willied Wildly

Wanged Wienerly

Willied wildly

Dicked Dastardly

Donged dickishly

Thats America's penis