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no funeral

Always looks like he's a quarter of the way into just a top-3-lifetime terrible shit. Like he just ate a gallon of spoiled concrete and he's paaaaaaying.

Ahhh, that's what happened to Angry Kid.

Flamin' Moe. (Because, ya know, he's gay.)

this was his faculty advisor, btw, all the guys who graduate stanford get mouth like that

He's been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly. Until now

Is that Peter Thiel?

typing "liv action simpsns" into chatgpt, picture of peter thiel spit out

"oh you got the stink lines and everything"

unfrozen cave man tech billionaire

“Barney I told you already, stop trying to drink my blood vials”

What a time to be alive!

He has been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.

Apparently all that “live forever” science shit just gives you a bologna-ass face.

Dude’s eyes are crooked and the pupils are tiny. DO NOT TRUST THIS PERSON.

Why do his temples have acne scars?

Don't insult Moe like that T^T

He looks like a beleaguered footman for King Edward after bannackburn

To quote doja cat “face looking like it was drawn from memory”

Wow. Imagine if you looked like Moe and didn't even have 1/10th of his charisma?

I would repost this but I don't want it scaring my timeline

when a candle becomes an ashtray

He seems committed to cutting his own hair, and I love that for him.

no eyebrows, just like moe

turned into an AI photo of himself

Claymation faced ass nazi

Looks like he's been moulded out of plasticine, like a low-grade Aardman character wished to be a real boy.

this clayface marketing is getting out of hand

Captain America ass villain

Melted ass Halloween mask ass bitch

Cro-Magnon Harvey Dent ass mf

All the jokes about moe being horribly ugly make so much more sense now

the shiniest man in all of the union

Clayface (2026)