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Isn’t there a rap song about this?

He knows Ice Cube does kids movies now right?

Why would we want to turn it back on?

I remember when Dean Acheson said that. What an idiocracy! Hegseth is worse.

Someone; please unplug it & wait at least 60 seconds!

the weasels in the Large Hadron Collider caused a reboot and you know that thing in quantum mechanics where you can know either the position or the velocity of a particle? everything ended up back where they found it but not always going the same direction.

So now Rubio is using a Rap lyric to threaten a country at the podium of the WH. Not the flex he thought it was. This is desperate and lame as hell. Clearly he's incompetent. #Appropriation

If that doesn't work, jiggle the brainstem cord.

I think we need to blow on the reality cartridge and put it in the Nintendo again.

Really leaning into the DJ career.

When reached for comment, a spokeperson for Rubio said "BUD LIGHT ALL NIGHT"

im so tired

Reminder that Marco Rubio attended foam parties not in a "implying he is gay" way but in a "desperately wants to be cool" way.

You have to unplug it for 20 seconds.

FUCK

But Marco, what if they are, indeed, 2 legit? 2 Legit to even quit?

The way you can tell this admin has Gen X males as its sole base of support is the constant use of shit from the nineties that's cringe AF. explaining INSANE IN THE BRAIN to my teenager drew the blank stare of wtfdom.

it’s the damn weasel’s fault

If someone turns the war off and on every 59 days does it reset the war powers act?