Keegan

oh no he angered (begins furious masturbatory hand motion) a police union (increases to light speed) and a Republican lawmaker

... I'll allow it

*BOLSONARO: FEDERAL POLICE REQUESTED I GIVE THEM MY PASSPORT

Yeah okay

Florida Democrats have fallen behind Republicans in total EV ballots returned, a full week after in person voting started. For context, that happened in hours in both 2022 and 2024.

Not sure there's any topping this one.

Lula Goes HARD

Congratulations to the world's new champions of liberty, the...*squints*...Magyars and...*squints again*...Serbs.

Kyle Pitts scores a touchdown, trucks a mic operator, then he and Drake London make sure she's OK and on her feet before celebrating. cool as hell

Buntober Day 24 • Yamada

Mike DODGErs is really struggling here!

moth

i love women

BREAKING: Democrats announce they are also sending poll watchers to polling stations throughout rural areas. Critics fear of voter intimidation

there’s no such thing as “strategic bigotry.” I know this because there is no amount of money you could pay me to become a bigot. the democrats who do this agree to do it because they’re bigots

THIS is football

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

DEMOCRATS CRACK ONE MILLION IN FLORIDA BEFORE REPUBLICANS

Pro-ICE conservative blogger Samuel Sey, a prominent figure on the evangelical right, has himself been arrested and held for potential ICE deportation.

No, climate change isn’t going to kill everyone by 2100, but that’s not the metric by which we should judge how bad something is.

Democrats are still up in Florida EV after 5 days of in-person early voting, the vote flipped for the Republicans on the first day of IPEV in 2024. This could get spicy.

Umamusume: Pretty Derby is better than Pinky and the Brain.

Even if this were viable as a concept (that there's an afterlife; that it allows conversations with others; that enslavers are going the same place as you), who cares? Oh, are you mad at me, Ben Franklin? Tough shit.

Not to spike the football on Crockett here, but: lol, lmao

girl not now

Far too much of this going on in the neighbourhood chats at election time

you can do amerikkka, you can do murica, but this? no. pick up knitting.

To Chiitan, transgender people are like family—just like mom and dad🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 I love everyone from the bottom of my heart. I hope every kind-hearted transgender person can live a proud and happy life. love you all🩷

WYOMING MENTIONED 🦬🦬🦬🦬

A leading Texas Republican candidate, Brandon Herrera, says kittens should be sent to Chinese restaurants. Polling shows him in a dead heat with Democrat Katy Padilla Stout in a historically Republican district north and west of San Antonio.

Next Wednesday:

Holy fuck lmao, we might win Mississippi

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You are laughing? Bolsonaro is forcefeming his chud supporters and you’re laughing?

Is this the only real Wedgewood poll?

GSG has a DAGA poll for the Attorneys General races across the country: Arizona: 🔵 Mayes +7 Kansas: 🔵 Mann +4 (vs. Kris Kobach) Wisconsin: 🔵 Kaul +7 Georgia: 🔵 Miller +3 Michigan: 🔵 Savit +3 Nevada: 🔵 Cannizzaro +3 Iowa: 🔵 Willems "within MOE" dems.ag/wp-content/u...

Huge follow-up reporting to my scoop: The Guardian confirmed America Next—the conservative nonprofit founded by Bobby Jindal that was offering students $ to disrupt El-Sayed events—paid a firm registered to Tommy Teepell’s dad Timmy $250k for “canvassing and influencer marketing” against El-Sayed.