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Notice he says "spoke to", rather than "spoke with". He also doesn't mention anything McConnell said to him, nor his reactions. I "speak to" my maternal Grandmother often. She passed in 2009.

Spoke *to* him. Nobody claimed he answered

Was it Dana Carvey doing his Mr Turtle impression maybe?

So how do we know this wasn’t a one-way conversation?

Didn’t say he talked back

Bruce Wayne: "I talked to my parents today. We discussed my future and the state of law enforcement."

No pictures? This is not proof of life.

Is McConnell in the room with you now Mr. Jennings? The shamelessness with which these people lie is astonishing.

Well, so can I, and so can any man. But will he talk back when you talk to him?

The problem is once you’re known to fabricate than anything you say is questioned

yes i have video of it

It must've been a tough time.

If we include greetings and farewells, that's 8 topics in 20 minutes and about 175 words per topic per person. This feels very hard to have meaningful things to say given that almost all of these topics are very complex to talk about.

also scott:

There aren't enough "Sure, Jans" stockpiled in the Internet memes warehouse to respond to that. Quote: @mrsbettybowers

Right. He’s probably in an ICU with a tube down his trachea. Probably on ECMO. Definitely on CRRT. It can’t be looking good.

I'm sorry, but the man who claims the the Gaza genocide is a conspiracy theory but that the South Africa white genocide is real is not the man I trust on whether Mitch McConnell is brain dead or not.

"I spoke to my old friend. . ."

Dammit, you beat me to it 😂

"we talked" really just means "I talked"

To, not with

"And then I said they'll pull the plug on August 6th"

People frequently talk to the graves of those they miss.

“Well I never said he spoke BACK!”

He talked and McConnell listened.

He spoke to him via Ouija Board. Allegedly.

He talked TO him, not WITH him

Fuxkjnv prove it! I say he’s dead

His new name? It’s uhhh, George! George Glass!

Right after he talked to Teddy Roosevelt no doubt.

He spoke to McConnell like Trump spoke to Teddy Roosevelt.

Sure ya did, little fella.

Yeah my custom handle expired (bought through Bluesky’s deal with namecheap), but it’s not letting me renew. Waiting on bsky to respond to my trouble ticket.

Spoke at his body, more like

"...and then I woke up."