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Think you’re confused o’ lawd. You created it without borders, then you said in the “good book” (shitty fan fiction) that your people could occupy all the land from the Nile to the Euphrates. So, there’s that, o’ most high of the lowest ones.

You also flooded it and killed everybody, so there’s that.

Remember when the people were building a big tower up to heaven ??? I’m sure you created a few borders then

Amen God

yeah israel has a more direct line to you and they have that totally nailed

Amen to that

Perhaps emphasize Galatians 3:28 states, "There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus." This verse highlights the unity and equality of all individuals, regardless of their background or gender. No bigotry!

I understand that you work in mysterious ways, but seriously, isn’t testing us with the orange one a bit much?

Borders are one of the oddest things humans legislated out of thin air, with indecent exposure and blasphemy also duking it out for first place.

Was there no border between the garden of Eden and the rest of the world?

Oh no, your sense of humour got taken away by the God, I'm so soorry!

Thanks!

Invisible sky daddy speaks truth. 💥🌎

True.

Did you also make doctors like that? Tip your waitress

Imaginary boarders of the mind hold many humans back unnecessarily.

You should send an inquiry to the past Great British government. They did a wonderful job drawing borders. No conflicts at all! 😁👍

Most borders on Earth were drawn by hand, not by god.

God, are you listening? Do I need to use the #BatphoneToJesus? ☎️

Umm, yeah, okay ... did you also create peace on that EARTH?

I did, too, several times, and didn't see it as "sacred" until I looked at the comments.

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You created boarders though.

You also created Earth without religions.

Thank you God

That should make the “Christians” think twice about supporting trump and his policies. It won’t, but it should.

Yet Alan Border became captain of the Australian cricket team. What happened!?

They're invisible lines on a map which are made up to divide us, to create hate and fear and give snowflakes someone to look down upon.

I know you’ve been kinda busy, being a deity and all, but the Middle East needs a little bit of attention Or possibly a little less. ‘Apparently’ you move in mysterious ways, but this current shit kinda makes you look like a bit of a dick.

Specifically when a gridlock persists between them.

What about the borders around Eden keeping Adam out?

Scientists call it Pangea

But why did you put the Sierras there if you didn't hate Nevada and want to protect your precious Californians from it?

Your book seems to think otherwise. No. Let’s try again. Your collection of snuff poetry seems to.. No.. hmm Your tissue of lies is a tissue of lies. That’s it.

If the rule for possession is the greatest length of time egypt should rule the whole middle east.

THANK YOU

Hard to tell people whose ancestors were here 15,000 years ago you're not welcome.

So true.

Amen!

How about natural borders?

Lots of people to the south of me get mad at me when I say that. I don't believe in that invisible line but because the countries that plopped themselves on me need some paper. I got that paper. I'm not keeping quiet!

Not a predesti-nation guy?

Amen!

God! You here?!

Without borders there are no "other countries" to invade!

Then is it okay if Seattle is Canada now?

Except when dealing with russians

Aren’t you supposed to smite horrible people, or turn them to salt? A plague upon their houses? I haven’t actually read your book.

I am glad that a fellow Jew is speaking up about the stupid idea of “borders”. Joe Biden should ban them right before he leaves office

Didn't you deport people from Eden?

Didn't the Garden of Eden have a border?

🤔🤔 I don't know... In the early days you sure did talk about Philistines and Israelites alot...

GOD knows better than anyone🌎

The only exception is trump calling Canada the 51st state. And even then... there's a lot of important nuance, that I've discussed here www.reddit.com/r/polls_for_... If you think another human deserves less cause they were born on the wrong side of the imaginary line, you should re-evaluate

What about The Tower of Babel thing? Wasn't this whole tribes thing your idea to divide humanity. It's a crap idea if I might say so. But it is yours.

Lies If you wanted us to be together why did the continents split apart?

But the flat earth text books don't discuss Pangea so, they'll never know. You could even add it to the bible.... and still, they'd never know.

Do you remember when Lot accepted angels in Sodom? When Lot offered his daughters to save these migrants? How Jesus later said, that there is no worse sin than the sin of Sodom that he associated with inhospitability? Well... Trump is a sodomite. Any anti-migrant, anti-human person is a sodomite.

But then you created humans. 🤷‍♀️

Funny how scared and sacred have the same letters.

Amen to that!

You built a magic wall to keep people out of your property

Borders are fine. You fucked up on that whole evolutionary human thing.

The southwestern border his always been semi open. That relationship has been more valuable than problematic.

Russia doesn't seem to be pretending. I don't think they have any respect for boarders.

Monkey killing, monkey killing, monkey over Pieces of the ground Silly monkeys Give them thumbs, they forge a blade And where there's one, they're bound to divide it Right in two

God created an Earth without agriculture. Man invented agriculture. You can't have farms without boundaries.

what do you have against borderline?

But....I like books. Oh wait, I can simply order from Powells. 😁 All good here, carry on. 💋

Borders are invisible made up lines that the "elites" use to control their human resources. Know that countries aren't heritage, they're holding pens. Thanks God.

it's going to be fine the New Jersey uap will save us or destroy us, one of the two

Have you ever heard of caves?

The person you're responding to is a troll. Report & block.

Wait, the are large bodies of water and many animals and only breath on land, do I need to continue. People should be worried about travel and someone being able to be on the other side of the world in 24 hours, we will learn the hard way.

Hey, God. What do you think about other Gods saying their dick is bigger than yours? Isn't that what starts all religious wars?

When humans finally realize what it means to have their 'play toys' taken away, borders, money, the fake sense of power, you got nothing more than those mortals who won't play nicely with others.

But the “scary brown people” will get in O’ Lord!🙏🏻

Cities last longer than countries

The borders

"nothing to kill or die for..."

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Can I be in your starter pack? It’ll be the closest I get to heaven

Good one, God

And I’m sure you didn’t think there’d ever be a thing called “religion”.

Yes, you would think the religious right would know this. What would Jesus do ?

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it's rough out here g

It is said man made problems need man made solutions isn’t it?

You created the world, and humanity, without much quality control.

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Except you didn't create anything as everything is here already without you.

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I’m glad you reminded them Dad. They would not like it if you made them sad 🤷‍♂️🖕🫶🌟🙏

Good point God

People say you can't have a country without hard (secure) borders. But it seems to me that implies armed defense or heavy policing. That's bunker/siege mentality. I rather think a "country" resides in the spirit, language, & culture of a people.

if it’s okay with you, we’ll just leave these right here

Especially for a country that you co-opted

He made it without CEO's as well, stop pretending they are sacred.

Yay God! 💥🔥❤️👋

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I mean, the oceans create some pretty distinctive borders...

I have ALWAYS wondered what kind of supreme being would lay out, or even condone something like national borders. It makes literally zero sense.

Indeed! Countries and governments are both artificial constructs. Neither has an inherent right to exist. When they no longer serve our needs, both can be abolished or changed. Only people have the unalienable right to exist.

Invisible lines !!! They sure have made it into a huge wedge issue Brilliant in so many ways

They don't listen to us... they only worship the "idea" of us. Isn't it ironic, don't you think. 9🪽🧚‍♀️

Imaginary lines created by man

Hahahaha, yes because they listen… don’t worry they’ll do more terrible acts in your name and contradict every teaching you have. At least they’re reliabe

Fuck yea

Isreal has obviously been listening to you.

Thank you God!

Thank you for sunsets tho. For real .

Soooo did you create the man that makes people want to build walls on borders?