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📣 Happy New Year 2026, God! Love to you in Heaven and on Earth! 😉✨💙

I don't think he will understand the message.

He’s much scarier than any ghost or demon that would be willing to approach him. He’s close to the top in demon hierarchy. So I’m not sure a ghost of Christmas past, present or future would make a dent in his heinous behavior. He feeds on the suffering of others.. and now we know, his wife does too.

Everyone lies. Everyone denies that they lie. The truth shall set you free, but not before it hurts. Therefore, everybody lies

I don't believe he's resealable.

All white, under sheets? Scum will think he is at another cross burning.

Good God. Good, God. Amen.

Thank you

He’ll frighten the life out of them!

I'll loan you three ghosts from The Victorian Inn in Witch Haven Bay. It's haunted. 😁

Only three?

You may want to consider sending 4 or 5. He's pretty fucked up.

Do you really think it'll work? All Satan did was a tactical retreat to hell, although he still f'ups earth.

Just 3???

That seems unnecessarily cruel to the ghosts.

The ghost of Epstein warns FLATUS that it's a lighty large chain he's making. Unfortunately, Scrooge was once a nice person and could be redeemed. FLATUS never was.

He is, after all, the one who paid his killers. Yeah, a good case of “Trump was running around Mar-A -Lardo screaming “EPSTEIN!!! EPSTEIN!!! then stepped in front of a big rig truck out on the freeway” would be just about square.

Well hell you have a very firm policy outline here, you have MY vote sir! With tears in my eyes, allegedly

Can I trouble you to subscribe to my nature-comedy YouTube channel? 🙏 youtu.be/R9CdYuf-JaE?...

If you are a cashier at any large retail store, $990 will break you.

You just need one with a garland of garlic around his neck. Nosferazi hates that shit.

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You’re wasting your time

My prayers have been answered. 😈😇

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Maybe one of the ghosts could be Jay Briscoe so he can hit one more Jay Driller on someone who REALLY deserves it.

We'd like a full report on the outcome.

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

And tomorrow Trump will announce the Department of GhostBusters, but Miller will still be an unrepentant, whiny Nazi.

God....hopefully he will not see them coming....

Never thought I’d ever type this but here it is…….thank you God.

Hear, hear

Yes please!

He's out at night, sleeps during the day.

I already did!

🙏🙏🙏

We’re gonna need more ghosts

How will we be able to tell if you succeed??

rob reiner in a sleigh pulled by the wraiths of charlie kirk & epstein bringing a sack of burning coal for those on the nazi list.

No redemption arc—just fuck him up.

Stop, you are gonna make em wet with anticipation...

If only

Please film. That’s all I want for Christmas

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Oh no — is there a Ghost of Future Stephen? God help us!

All at once and let them be mean as hell😃

🫵👊

Maybe it should be 6. He's thick

Can we just skip to the "yet to come" guy?

or just take Stephen Miller and we'll call it four ghosts...please

I hope one of them was epstein.

Make the last one take him.

Finishing the year strong, way to go!

Throw him in a 20 foot plunge pool of mayonnaise wearing heavy boots.

Send Six they'll need to work in relays.

Fuck em up.

Miller's a ghoul, his house is full of ghosts already...send a thousand hungry jackals...bless✨️

330 million would be better. That beyond evil incarnation of hate is a terrible monster.

Scrooge was redeemable. Goebbels Jr is not redeemable

Thank God🤭

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He would call them race traitors and try to shoot at them let’s be honest Nothing can make that demon into a real human being at this point

If they are pipe hitters with a blowtorch and pliers...you done good.

That suggests redemption is possible. That balding excuse of a homo sapiens is beyond.

🤣🤣🤣

Do it, God!

Yes! Please!

I always knew it was a bad idea to give too much power to Dobby the House Elf. 🤔

Miller-the best advertisement for abortion.

It's going to take more than 3.

Keep me updated.

Please send ghosts to mess with Russell Vought, Stephen Miller's evil twin.

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Sounds like a plan Merry Christmas,God

YAY!!!😁

😆😆🤣🤣😝😝😜

God is sending 3 ghosts

That's the best that could happen, that they whip his ass relentlessly all damn night and he goes into work tomorrow looking like Jake Paul after 6 rounds of running from Anthony Joshua! Would be so fitting for a "master race" guy who wouldn't bust a grape in a food fight!

👍👍👍

Hope they scare you know what out of him.

Thank you.

Send four, to really fuck him up.

👍fuck him up good!

Lol good luck with that???

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Chump’s haunted every night

Send her!

Now, now. There's no God in that story. It's about irreligious redemption.

He would just call ICE on them because they're foreigners (they're from the Land of the Dead)

Send Blade or Buffy

Hey now, Slimer is a much better creature than whatever Miller is.

Yes!

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If not available- may we request Santa drop Carol Kane and a toaster off to reprise her role of Christmas present…i bet she could rain down some AJ on Jake Paul justice upon his Nazi ass….

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The ghosts of a lot of soldiers who died fighting Nazis once upon a time would like to join them.

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I wonder if it worked or if one of the 3 just decided to drop him from a great height. 🤣

How about 3 ninjas?

The ghosts

Ghost of His Own Fucking Relatives? I mean, for fuck’s sake, the guy is a biscuit away from the camps himself

That would not work. He is too far gone.

Thank you for trying but pretty sure his soul has been sold to Beelzebub.

Charge ppv and donate the money to charity! I'm sure a lot of us got a little Christmas money

Thanks God! Continue haunting Gollum vermin-Miller until arrested. As a bonus, add his Holocaust grandparent & have them rattle his evil grandson who's turned ShitLER.

If you need other suggestions of things to send to Stephen Miller, let me know

Thank you. Long time, no see. Think it was on Twitter back in 2020. Hope you're doing well. Say "Happy Birthday" to your son for me.

Swa-eet! 👍

Do it! Do it good!

FOUR ghosts. Marley isn’t a footnote; he’s the catalyst. His death defines Scrooge’s life, his ghost initiates the moral reckoning, and his chains provide the moral framework of the story. The three later spirits simply show what Marley has already told: change or perish. (Personal obsession)

Now that’s funny. Hopefully this morning he sent a kid to buy the biggest goose in the window.

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