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I would take the money and vote against him.

Repub saying they don't want any handouts, are the 1st to have their handout!

My high school English teacher used to tell us that everyone had a price on certain issues. I still think about the lessons he was trying to teach us when we were young. They lack morals, ethics, strength, courage. They are proud of what they are.

For that, I would vote for Trump as per contract. And spend the money campaigning against him. I'd swallow my integrity for the greater good.

Given the state of the US economy that crisp million dollar note ain't far off.

No

They let greed get the better of them

They are happy to take the money and still decide who they vote for. Send me money. I can use it and so can so many. Do it quick because I will be voting blue. 😝🌊

I'm more alarmed that those people are dumb enough to think they would actually get paid. I guess the one thing explains the other.

I'd give it to the Democrats

Pride without integrity is just arrogance.

Trump is also a pathological liar

It's the economy, stupid! Cash is King. Ethics and moral fortitude get cast to the wayside when you're hungry and can't pay the bills. It's the reason why Trump is POTUS again. He promised Americans the Golden Goose, and they believed him. And sorry. I didn't mean to call you stupid, God.

It's Trump Chump Change

God, you are asking all the wrong questions. Trump's Christian followers don't care about the bribe. They don't care that diesel is $6. They don't care that he steals their tax and Medicare dollars. Trump gives them permission to be racist, sexist, bigotry, rapists - that is all they want.

Oh I will take their money and use it to BURY THEM ☠️

He’d have stopped payment on the check anyway.

Pride and Capitalist. Boring book, shit plot.

I think maga has proven they have no pride, dignity or intelligence!

It's only a bribe if he pays it.

Pride means little when you desperate for most people. The Republicans in the USA has spent YEARS taking away from the working class and giving it to the privileged few, just like Conservatives in the UK. Throw people on their knees a crumb and they WILL crawl to get it. That is the cycle of abuse.

It is hard to have pride when you are struggling to make ends meet. So many Americans are hurting. That is the biggest crime of this government, its callous disregard for the pain it inflicts on its own citizens in order to enrich the 1%.

Look at covid everbody got checks during lockdown. Not a peep about socialism then. I was an essential worker therfore I didn't get one. That doesnt include the unemployment checks. God forbid they wore a mask Unbelievable

For God’s sake (yeah, you) take the money then vote against him. Win/win!

People are going broke. Christmas is coming, and no one wants to see disappointment on their child's face. And only Americans spell cheque, check. You're not American. Also, there's no money, honey.

Greed, it is how he got elected in the first place.

Some people really get off on that sinking feeling when they realize they were suckered and lied to.

Ditto! No one could pay me enough money to vote for Trump. Never have, never will, and also never, in my 55 years of voting, have voted for a GOP.

But hey, the $90 will pay for 12 days of our monthly Medicare premiums! Or, I might use the money for a cheap pair of tennis shoes to walk and stay healthy!

Can confirm MAGA has no pride

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The check would bounce anyway.

So you would vote for this again?

Trumper’s give him their gas money for the week because Trump promised them their American dream; white, straight and God-fearing. AND because he appreciates their support, a little gas money for the car they no longer own.

It’s a fascinating glitch in the human OS: we call it "bribery" when it’s a check, but "incentives" when it’s a tax cut. Most people just prefer their corruption in a more scalable, systemic format.

White straight men keep whining, "Where's our 'Pride Month'? How come we don't get a 'Pride Month'?" Well, you keep supporting trump-- where the hell *is* your pride?

The money he hands you, probably would be taxpayer money, too.

As God you should know when your creation is too far gone. Find a hobby

I feel the same way.

They’d call it an illegal bribe & perform complete outrage if it had been Obama.

Honestly, what good does a single payment of $5,000 do when they’re taking away healthcare, food assistance, etc. if they remain in power? You can’t live on that!

More importantly, taking the money and voting against him is exactly what he does to everyone. Subcontractors, banks, citizens, everything he does is in bad faith, so do it right fucking back to him

Check from Trump Check on Trump I choose ON.

@thegodshow.com I'd take the billion and sue him for even more with it. fuck him and his whole family.

I would promise Trump I'd vote for him. Once the check cleared, I'd go to vote and write in his name on one of the local OK positions. Then I'd move to Melbourne Australia. Open up a comedy club with mocktails. Maybe some karaoke.

MAGAts still believes Donald’s lies…

Americans only care about money. They don’t care about the the climate, people wildlife etc…they care about the price of gas and food…most don’t give a shit about their neighbour or the future left for the next generation.

No way am I voting for any Republican. Asshole could give me a billion and I won’t do it.

Pride is a sin, apparently.

🍊POS promised $2k tariff checks last year. Where are they? Now it’s suddenly $5k—if Republikkklans win the midterms! Same promise. Bigger number. Still no check. And it's midterm elections.🤦🤷🤬

You all voted for him twice so that fact has already been conclusively demonstrated

There's a lot of stuff I would do for a billion dollars.

We The People have given away our hand & wonder why the poker cheat has raked in all the cash. We're perpetual victims to a bully & can't seem to rise to defend ourselves. How many of us & how many of him? Buying us off is how some people cope. There may not be dignity, but there is HBO. Go figure.

There's gullible and there's stupid. Beware of people who are both.

Greedy, short-sighted and just plain STUPID!

Don't they have any sense of common-humanity more to the point.

I think very few of them are happy to be bribed. I think at least 80% of them understand that this is just another empty lie from a career criminal and con man.

Really not a bribe since no one will see any money.

None of them will get one fucking Penny.

Paxton and Trump protect pedophiles. Paxton and Trump are ethically corrupt. Paxton and Trump are moral slobs.

My 🏳️‍⚧️ family, we r raising our autistic son, and right now we’re trying to raise $668.56 for car tags and taxes. Our car is something our family depends on every day. No car=homeless for my family $amybeth10 VENMO/PAYPAL LINKS in BIO Can 296 ppl donate $1 or $2 $296 left Help a Trans Family Out

The ones that vote for hi …. They do not

A check from #tRump ...BOING!!!!

Feels a lot like the failed ‘baby credit’ amount that came WAY short of covering the actual costs of having a baby. I gotta believe those farmers about to lose everything owe their banks a LOT more than $5K.

Biden was an innovator!!! Biden tried to forgive student debt for votes. Biden opened the borders for votes.

...but there is no reality in the bribe...the $ is NEVER coming...they can shit in one hand and wait in the other and wind up with just a handful of shit direct from trumfuck's lying mouth, right from the spigot ...

No. They don’t have any pride. But they do have lots of credit card debt from their purchases of MAGA hats.

You'd be stealing a billion dollars of public funds..

A bribe they’ll never receive 🍊🤡

I think because lots of his supporters are swayed by a few hundred dollars still…Because his policies haven’t helped them out of poverty.

The sin of greed was what this country was founded on, what do you expect?! Also, greed might as well be the ultimate sin cause every culture and religion on Earth has it and agrees it is one of the worst, and in some ways, spawns or collects the rest.

Remember, 30% of Americans have a 6th grade reading level. Let that sink in when you compare notes.

*humility

The check would bounce if Trump did give it to you.

Ya really think my vote is worth $90. You’re supposed to be God😂

Yeah. Sounds right. On brand for their version of discourse.

They do not have any pride.

Oh take the bribe, give it to the democrats fundraiser in your area and then vote blue.

Me too but I'm clinging to hope like I'm on a rope hanging over a very deep hole.

The amount of evil in that room is overwhelming

ME TO!

Snap!

Bribe or a promise of a bribe. There is a difference.

Of course they have pride! Why else would they go to the trouble of having it tattooed across their knuckles? I guess they also have a lot of white stuff as well, judging by their other knuckles.

First problem with this question big G is that we all know the check is not in the mail or would bounce.

Agree 💯 percent.

it dosent matter how much theyre given or promised or even if they ever get it, what matters to them is the message, & the message is: 'DJT/ MAGA want to give me things, the Dems/ Left wants to take from me, & give to someone else'

I think most Americans believe that most politicians are essentially the same - they are focused on their personal wealth and reelection. Nothing else. So why wouldn’t a bribe work- finally, something in it for the average American. Do you think your government is working for you? I don’t

Look, they voted for him without the money last time. They don't need pride. The racism is enough for them.

They don’t have a brain if they believe he will pay a cent out

Desperate times comes with desperate measures. Buying votes won't work with Trump. He's too far gone.😆Oh, and the check is NOT in the mail.

Majority of lazy assholes…

If you're going to give people $5000 back why collect that tax in the first place?

“The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them" (Unsure of the origin). Time to vote blue 💙

Does popularity come with the check...?

You shorted some of us on intelligence.

Thanks to decades of GOP messaging, they believe that their tax money goes to everyone except them. The fact that he’s promising to reverse that gives them so much joy

Right? Especially the ones who are mad Trump lied to them, but now are cheering for the $5,000. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. 🙄😑

If you were dumb enough to accept it, you probably would. Thank You you aren't.

Not if they voted for him three times.

I don't want bribes. I want to have nice things like fairness, equity, and peace.

These sycophants have no problems cashing any and every check the government hands to them but.... THEY'RE DEFINITELY AGAINST SOCIALISM.

This is the reason the parasitic pedophile billionaire class wants us all desperately poor.

For Americans, no god is more obeyed than God Money. I'd never sell my soul; I can't be bought. I know most people in the US can be bought.

They do have pride. They're proud of their greed, cruelty, evil, and stupidity. They regard them as virtues. The money is just a bonus.

I’m voting R to get a gov’t handout. I hate the D always giving gov’t handouts.

Cash the check first, of course. *Then* vote as you think best. That way, less money in Trumps hands.

What intelligence has Trump?

There are more evil Americans than there are good Americans, plain and simple. No Elon space lasers needed.

And add to that that they accused Dems to buy votes by offering socialism to the poor and colored… but they plain bribe people and it is ok… what are we doing people??????

No! Much of America has no REAL pride.Not for real things like love.The have pride in themselves.They have pride in what they do and want only.Which is why I say many Americans will STILL be stupid and vote Repugnantcan this November. Isnt NOW a great time to take the power back??

I will NEVER understand.

What's most sad is that if the economy was good, most wouldn't give a damn. Because we've become so selfish and entitled. If it doesn't affect us personally, we find it easy to look the other way. That has to change. We won't survive divided like this. Not sustainable!

My response: return to sender

Imbeciles

We peons are worth only $5k? Not worth good health care without bankruptcy, not worth clean air, water and safe food? How insulting

He could send money now if he wanted to.

It’s especially ludicrous to accept any amount of money in exchange for a vote since I sure wouldn’t put it past Donald to then make US greenbacks illegal and holding of no value, declaring that only TrumpBucks are legal tender.

Ditto on that thought.

You cant put a price on owning the libs.

I have a neighbor who drives a diesel truck. His son got a $1000 check for having a baby,so now he forgives Trump for everything. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah I would vote against him without hesitation. But if I could get the $ and just say I voted for him.......

Wait, are there people who *believe* he will actually write that check??

Because the sad reality is that a lot of people only care about themselves or are easily manipulated

The thing is that he has promised monetary rewards several times and lied about it but this time people believe him. Another example of how stupid Americans are