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A sickly appearance, and a dour demeanor, pretty much describes me

As a British man, I would kill for teeth as straight and white as that.

KKKKKKjkkk

Nuh! I was there it looked twinsies for trump elon hybrid.

I'm British and I approve of this joke 🇬🇧

Not nearly inbred enough to threaten prince andrew's job.

Observe them in Cambridge or the University of Manchester. Also, phrenology is psuedo-science 🤷😅

But does he still drink tea?

LMAO 😂

Well done, old boy. Well done.

😂😂😂

How is the Infowars deal going?

You really believe this? If you do, you voted for Trump.

saw this happen once. he didn't last the night

🤣🤣🤣

This is "racist" towards dogs

Alright, yeah. Irvine Walsh was not holding up a mirror to a distinctly Scottish society, it was all in his head. Scotland is an immaculate place of wonder where all the buildings are by Macintosh and you all look like Ewan McGregor or Gerard Butler. No wonder you want independence.

We are perfectly aware of the products of continued in breeding in the UK.

most of the comments here can be summed up as "oh, why oh why won't anyone think of the dignity of white men?!" ...in response to the Onion. well known shit stirring site of satire and bad jokes. irony is dead.

Had to happen eventually

Oh wow

At least I know I'll have you guys in hell for entertainment, keep up the good work, daddy's proud a ya!

First of all. Note your spelling of satirising I’m literally Irish/british, we’re masters of taking the piss out of ourselves and everyone else.. I saw the article and snort laughed … it’s not serious..

Yeah, genuinely I have no issue whatsoever with exposing the hypocrisies or failings of another country or people. But this just feels like a weirdly vindictive personal attack against a whole people for … no particular reason? I don’t get why it’s funny.

Ok then, disagree, I won't stop you. But if the people it's supposedly insulting find it funny then what makes you think it's so offensive because I genuinely don't understand that

im american who has seen a lot of american men and i can confirm that statement is entirely accurate

I mean, you do admit that you are personally offended.

It's called satire, bro

No. I’m saying that was wrong. And this is also wrong.

Lots of nasty jokes are common. Sexist jokes are common. Homophobic jokes are common. Racist jokes are common. Them being common does not make them okay.

It is certainly a choice.

ok

Indeed, the jape is directed specifically at you.

Is that why they call Winston Churchill a bull dog?

😂😂😂

Lmfaooo

I hope The Onion doesn't turn its cutting satire on Americans that would be a dark day

The number of people who #AteTheOnion on this is mad. Also, I'm trying to work out how The Onion got hold of a photo of two of my uncles and an aunt...

LMFAO I've always made this joke with British people seeing as apparently I'm part English from my fathers side

Ridiculous clickbait…getting more bizarre with every post. Stop it…

The word you should be using is the headline is dysgenic - congratulations, you are now a Nazi.

I mean, it's true.

For those so offended by this piece, just ask yourself if they are "punching up" This is definitely the case here.

Hot dogs

All of them probably Irish, Caribbean or Scottish.

can this fucking image leave me alone

Better pic located. YOu're welcome

Looks like my man #nigelfarage on a Sunday morning

that's actually a russian

Is that Tom Homan, border czar? It looks like him except maybe the make-up team gussied him up a bit?

😳

Yay! This site is becoming more like the Place of the Cross. Let’s sling some mud.

Woof woof!

I distinctly remember seeing this much earlier; was it posted here before and removed or was that on a different website?

🤣🤣

Would be more accurate if you replaced "british" with "black"

😂😂

That looks like norm Macdonald and Bill Burr had a ass baby.....

This is messed up

This of course is a joke, but what's really funny is some people wearing red hats will believe it.

Fucking hell the comments is like a gammonsky lemon party. A block-rich environment!

Hey, you guys dug up the announcement of king Charles’s birth!

That must have been ruff

What was that shit

Looks like a rather desperate attempt to lure in some of the president elect's fan base.

Never read Private Eye have you?

I kept saying that our animals were getting too much like us.

@jezcorden.com

please tell me this is ai..

People were immortal until the Jedi invented the concept of death by trying to sleep twice at the same time.

Big if true

That explains Trump and his followers. I can see it clearly now.

I’m British- well not really, Scottish- and I laughed out loud.

eugenics can be funny when bri*ish

Naw, that’s our grandfather. Please send him home, the kids are worried…

Bulldogs, amirite?

All the Brits in the comments butthurt totally unaware they all look exactly like this lmfao

I’m from the UK. I’m sorry, but the only inaccurate thing is that smile.

Same can be said for the repugnant party.

Speaking as a British-American I find this half offensive, half funny.

“Arf arf, not by arf, eh!” 🇬🇧

Even the English don’t like the English. Keep telling yourself it’s just Americans who dislike the lot of you, if that helps you sleep at night.

Lmfao

Hahaha so accurate

Ooh. A potential New Tory leader!!

JD Vance.

Even tho Pakistanis are actually inbred

Lol