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wait until everyone learns that PHP actually stands for Pretty Huge Pigs

Incredible

I just wish these people would learn the end of the expression. It doesn't mean what they think it does.

We already have flying cars. They're called helicopters. They're really expensive and there are good reasons you have to have a pilot license and work with air traffic control to fly them. Putting jets on a sedan is not going to result in a better vehicle or transportation experience in any way.

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Explaining legacy code to new employees

That's definitely the kind of thing an entirely innocent entity would do.

It seems apt that Manchester City fans adopted the Poznan, a celebration where everybody looks the other way.

I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

Pirate union rep: what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights? Pirate: more parity! Pirate union rep: [squawking] what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?

Imagine how much of a toxic nightmare bastard you would have to be to blockade and shut down a lifeboat station. Not only that, a lifeboat station run by *volunteers*. Some of the bravest and most selfless people this country has, hounded and intimidated by some of its most pathetic pricks.

The BEST night in

@themerl.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... @http_error_418@hachyderm.io (Mastodon) thought you might appreciate this Absolute Unit

This should be the easiest open goal in the world for a progressive government - they are literally violent criminals. Most voters do not like violent criminals.

You know the bit in Jurassic Park where he talks about the velociraptors testing different parts of the electric fence? This is what we're seeing now with far right protesters, only they've turned the electric fence off.

Knock knock Race condition Who's there?

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gonna start talking like this to my boss

That time I calculated the land speed of Edwin Starr:

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

Vendor: Our advanced hardware platform- Me: raspberry pi? Vendor, nervous: uses next gen computer vision sensors- Me: raspberry pi camera? Vendor, frustrated: to send real time insights to our cloud platform- Me: is this your storage bucket? Vendor: ...yeah, wait, shit...

Lovely bit of Disambiguation here

I have the day off today and that means spending all day on my small and large screens instead of my 2 medium screens

Supposed to be one country though, isn't it.

every company: we've added AI to solve this problem me: ok but that problem is deterministic with easy to measure input parameters. you can just make regular software

#DulaPeepShow #DuaLipa

Have British people considered fundamentally restructuring every aspect of their economy and culture? That's what I'd do.

Twitter is down. So if you want to use a platform to see right wing hate bile and hateful posts designed to create hate and division you'll have to use any other platform on the internet.

@mikrotik.social your website being down for two days isn't a great look 😭

Has the government considered how much more cool going on the internet will be for kids when it's a crime?

One of the secrets about the FT is that if you buy the paper they sometimes tell you what they really really think before some subeditor spots it. Compare the print and digital copy about SpaceX www.ft.com/content/1638...

"Something remarkable happened in April. For the first time in history, wind and solar generated more electricity than gas across the entire planet. Not in a country. Not in a region. Globally." Tons of great news here from Danny Kennedy (via @billmckibben.bsky.social's newsletter, which rules).

Well over 36k students learning at OST2 now! 🥳 Thanks for your help spreading the word!

Brave of them to go with, what looks like, comic sans, for the new logo

If a mob boss tried to shake me down, I would just say a really witty joke. And there would be a LOOONG pause, and then the mob boss would start laughing. Then his henchmen would start laughing. Then the mob boss would say, "Hey, check out the meatballs on this kid!" and problem solved.

WATSON: why are you still wearing my tie and Moriarty's suit? HOLMES: I like to keep my friends clothes & my enemies clothes, sir.

to = ➡️ two = 2️⃣ too = ➕ Toto = 🙏🌧️⬇️🌍

faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

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Sauron found, at last