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lol shame versions

without knowing what symanteic versioning is (too confusing for me, and not looked into it really) this just makes more sense.

shamever

I propose we *actually do* semantic versioning instead of pride versioning, which seems to be the default 🙃

Ironic, considering Linus Torvalds built the most widely used version control system in the world.

we used to have the Sentimental Versioning github.com/dominictarr/...

I propose we add another term at the beginning which increments when things get out of control and you need to rewrite everything from scratch.

Every other program would have a version like 1.2.643684463753

You can always add a build number if you break something in an ungodly manner.

for best results, display shame in hex

I am releasing 0.1.947 following that convention

Marketing would also drive that first number into the stratosphere. Also, it'd be infinity.x.0 because "We never ship bad code"...

All of a sudden I am, for the first time ever, wishing that everyone just used the Haskell PVP. (pvp.haskell.org).

I just use the release date with an extra digit for first day mishaps

They are the same thing 😂

Lol, stay humble React Native

Risky. Being proud too quickly would ++ the first digit af

I think you've cracked Chrome's version sheme.

I think I've been doing it this way the whole time 🤷‍♂️😂

All my releases are shameful

I think this is pretty much how I work, only with an added layer of sometimes starting a whole new repo in the hope of escaping the taint of the current one.

What's the difference? Also, you guys version stuff, you don't just yolo to prod?

isn't this how you're supposed to do it?

Why not have Year.month.bugfixes

How many Windows exploits will it take for you to recognize that this doesn’t actually work, and is in fact horrifically costly to humanity?

Is... that... not how we've been doing this?

'If it works, don't touch it versioning' is the way to go. Worked on the first try, and it's been 0.1.1 for 3 years.

Wait, is this _not_ the default??

This is how I version, except the shame just keeps incrementally increasing

They are the same system.

I propose “idfk versioning” In terms of symver, Major never changes Minor gets updated whenever the hell you want Patch? Who needs patches, constant 0

And nobody wants version X.00