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In awe of the dampness of this lad.

I don’t have a problem with the "wet" stuff, but I do think the high level of detail on Link and some of the other main characters doesn’t mesh well with their more exaggerated features and designs, especially when you put them next to other characters like the Castle Town NPCs.

I was happy to see that Hyrule Field sometimes looks misty and other times looks less misty. It's important to convey the atmosphere of fantasy adventure.

………I worry about you sometimes…. 😅😅😅

If you read the original comic from Nintendo Power, you will find that elfs are just naturally wet in the Zelda universe. It's true! (a joke)

I have seen enough art on the internet to confirm that that boy is, in fact, absolutely DRIPPING 24/7

the boy is sopping wet as intended

Twin Victim-coded.

all the mascot characters were slippery and wet, as was the style at the time. why do you think mario can slide like that?

Everyone he encounters is always moist, so why not him too?

Yeah, I was thinking that, other than probably Wind Waker, Ocarina has more than the usual amount of reasons to be wet between the swimming and the storms.

(J. Jonah Jameson voice) “BRING ME PICTURES OF MOIST LINK”

"why does ganondorf look so wet?" seems like somebody forgot to check the forecast this morning!!

lmao seriously!!!! Cool yer jets, people!!

-Princess Ruto to the Zora People

Only the vast mindscape can properly visualise a wet lad.

Why else did the fish girl want to fuck him???

I’m confused lol

Yeah, it’s why the original Japanese R.O.B. was anatomically-correct

Clearly you are in the thrall of Big Moist, very unfortunate

lawd i am 𝒹 ℯ 𝓌 𝓎

Ngl aside from link the game looks fire. But I cant get over the dungeons and combat being the exact same.

Kokiri Forest was always meant to be a rain forest, clearly. See the water running right through the village? Link was raised in the wetness. See how his windsock cap always flopped downward? Filled with water at its tip. People just don't understand that this boy's drip was always meant to drip

"And wetness is the essence of beauty."

Yes, he is and always has been a wet lad.