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This is Chase. He's been branded as something of an escape artist. Unfortunately there were witnesses and victims in his latest attempt. 14/10 (TT: whimsicaleyecrustys)

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I mean, i wouldn't mind being Chase's chair. he can snuggle up any time. wait. that came out wrong. or right. or. Look. I bet he snuggles well. Some one give him a home so good he won't want to escape!

<lemme get a chair> to paraphrase a movie- chase: we dont need no stinkin chairs! “This is Chase. He's been branded as something of an escape artist. Unfortunately there were witnesses and victims in his latest attempt. 14/10”

Oh, I worked in a vet clinic once and had the exact same thing happen to me when I was cleaning. It was a pit bull and I couldn't figure out what had happened until she got stuck on the wall divider. She weighed more than me so I had to call the vet to help me get her off the wall.

We got one like that at our facility who hops over the fence nearly every day she is here into the enrichment room- just to look for treats and then sleep. Shes a menace, but I love her. (Note: she's and australian shepherd, so nobody is terribly surprised.)

Every introduction with the neighbors: "oh, you live in the house with the jumping dog! We saw the stuff you put on top of the fence and wondered why but we figured it out." She got shots recently and the vet commented her legs are very muscular.

I once found a dog at my house. When I went to take him home, the owner said he was an escape artist and could get out of a glass box. He would show up to play with my dog. He lived on the next street. I'd take him home, let him in his yard and come back to my house to find him waiting for me.

Our dog, Mikey, was a notorious escape artist. We placed him in a kennel once when we were on vaca. He escaped, ran aound the outside of the compound causing the remaining dogs to go ballistic. He also gorged himself on the store of dog food. He was labeled a deliquent by the kennel owner.