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THIS IS MY SKEET. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE’S MINE. MY SKEET IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MY SKEET IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY SKEET, I AM USELESS. I MUST POST MY SKEET TRUE. I MUST SKEET STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO RATIO ME. ...

Public service announcement 🧵

Omg omg @briancgrubb.bsky.social WAKE UP!!!!!!!

There are individual cats with 3 billion views

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union

you need to watch the whole thing for context but around the 2:45 mark it starts to become a beautiful piece of performance art

If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.

Lmao

This is Deb! She is the owner of my favorite neighborhood bar in Bed-Stuy, it’s called Confessions. Bring her some business and good vibes if you live in Brooklyn!

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

There is a better way … because people show us that every day.

NEW: Lindsay Graham and Jim Clyburn were under FBI investigation for bribery. Then Trump dismantled the DOJ & FBI public corruption units. The investigation died. We unearthed it: www.propublica.org/article/nava...

It's that time of year when we all ingest a known hallucinogen for dessert, covered in a dollop (or six) of whipped cream. Or, for the basic: drink it in our morning coffee. Let's learn about nutmeg, mace & their psychoactive effects on people already nearing a lethal dose of pumpkin pie.🥧🎃

Eyeballing Jack Reacher right now. Big guy, obviously, but I don't think he sees me coming. As a henchman, this is the sort of moment that makes or breaks your career. I think I should go for it.

I think every country should have an SNL and every four years they compete in a kind of World Cup

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Oh fuck oooooofffff

Footage from Tuesday night's Warriors-Lakers game in Las Vegas shows an uncanny Steve Kerr lookalike in the stands, apparently catching the eye of the Warriors' head coach himself.

The LiMu Emu couldn’t go on after Liberty Biberty died

Students from North Carolina A&T can be seen marching back to their HBCU after voting on the first day of early voting in the state. The Guilford County Board of Elections voted to remove the school’s on-campus polling site. (video via Todd Simmons) greensboro.com/news/local/g...

Jesus motherf*cking g*ddamned Christ

Gather round young’ns, the pastor is preaching 🗣️

Somebody said "They voted for racism and got poverty" The thing is... social scientists and economists have been saying for the last 50 years Racism is austerity

No, he's not. These are not the same things.

Hey #booksky I want to read nonfiction about #pirates. Would settle for geography-specific (e.g., Caribbean pirates vs. East Indies vs. other) but want something broad and engaging. Any recs welcome! 💙📚 📚💙

So close to getting it. (The actual irreparable damage from that "scandal" is from grifters who, for the sake of engagement currency, convinced biased lemmings that their teams had no responsibility for their own shortcomings.)

@solomonrmissouri.com tell me you say this

El-Sayed: JD Vance called me a little weasel today. No, what you’re talking about is a fucking wolverine.

Look at my not-quite-a-lawyer Dawgggggg I'm goin to jail 😫 🤯 🤣

I would love a think piece on why people take these prompts literally without even trying to make them seem funny. At least Peter's is funny.

When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in. The joy on their faces says it all.

there is an entire chapter about SNL, specifically centered on Lorne Michaels, in my 2023 book Burn It Down. Because the echoing silence about the man has always bothered me too. Sure there are profiles of him, but they are puffery & follow a formula. Anyway, fyi: bookshop.org/p/books/burn...

🧵🧵🧵 The NY Times posted a 15-minute video today in which I got to tell NYT what’s wrong with its coverage. They said they saw my critical posts on Bluesky and invited me to do a video with them to air my grievances. Weird, right? I didn’t hold back. I blasted their sanewashing of MAGA extremism.

I hate golf | Adrian Chiles

When you go on Chicago's Very Own WGN-TV and absolutely crush it... * Comedian Erica Rhodes

this is a holy shit event, can't believe I'm not seeing this all over my feeds US seizes server of internet service provider to left-leaning orgs, claiming antifa keepitfree.ai/news/amster...

NEW YORK! i am bringing my show to Littlefield for the NY Comedy Fest in four weeks. Nov. 9th, early show @ 7, late show @ 9:30. come thru

EXCLUSIVE: Four years ago, the NFL pledged $7 million to non-profits as part of Deshaun Watson’s suspension. But that money didn't all go to outside charities. Instead, the league steered some of the money back to itself to pay for its own internal "training." www.foiaball.com/p/nfl-deshau...

boy Trump fucked the American auto industry. first he yanks their EV subsidies, leading them to slash production and write off tens of billions in investment, then he jacks up the price of oil by 50%, leading to skyrocketing EV demand going almost entirely to China bc GM et al left the market

She done lost her damn mind.

so the government, more than a year after their wiretap act charges against me were dismissed, has just re-indicted me on the same charges

Rams open SF, NYG, @ DEN, @ PHI, BUF and it’s going to be pretty hilarious when they build the 2004 Lakers and then start 2-3

Ms Rachel from the top ropes