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And hopefully, she'll have the SAME OUTCOME.. BITCH!!

Wishing her the day she deserves.

Probably to the botulism she's been injecting into those lips and surrounding facial tissue.

Couldn’t have happened to a better person

"Allergy suffers reaction to Kristi Noem"

Allergic to the truth?

👩🏻‍🍳

Ah! Slowly but surely she will get what she deserves.

Tots and pears.

Word is somebody threw holy water on her.

The kitchen staff took turns peeing in her food.

Facts / Truth hits like a steamroller. Rarely wish anyone to die. She is no exception. Just Covid with intubation. Just to keep her silent and forced to wear open back hospital garb for ever.

How could they tell?

I hope the allergens are ok.

Probably allergic to the lip filler

So Cosplay Kristi is now cosplaying a medical emergency to distract from the fact that she had her thugs attack Padilla? She's as pathetic and as plastic as her "make over". The only things she's allergic to are truth, justice, monogamy, and her old face.

Ethics, honesty, and decency!

Did she stray into the sunlight?

Wish I felt bad for her

Hard to recognize the usual signs of allergic reaction through the layers of fillers.

trump’s orange make up.

Paging Dr. Cricket

Proverbs 24:17-18 King James Version 17 Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth: 18 Lest the Lord see it, and it displease him, and he turn away his wrath from him.

Matthew 5:44 King James Version 44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

She had an allergic reaction to a Trumpnut.

Is she allergic to all the latex she has stuffed in her face?

Dear Lord, let it be a filler allergy.

A kind and good person must have walked by her. Evil is allergic ya know.

Let RFH Jr treat het

Lip filler incident

That actually happened to a neighbor years back. She was an absolute bitch to my kids so I looked the other way when my middle schooler and his friends started referring to her as Unitit😁

All that Juvederm!

Thoughts and prayers. (Dear lord, please make sure that it hurts, amen.)

Awesome.

Praying for her swift recovery. #America stands with you, Sec Noem, like you stand for Americans. 🇺🇸

migrating botox

Wonder what caused Noem reaction

What got her? Decency? Morality? Ethics?

My first thought was allergic to humanity, compassion & integrity.

Fort Detrick, home of weaponized neurotoxins & bacteria & viruses & mind control drugs Maybe she reacted to residue Maybe she ate bad fish the night before Maybe someone said her MKUltra activation phrase "KILL CRICKET KILL CRICKET BANG BANG HA HA" politico.com/magazine/sto...

Someone told her the truth, reality checks are always counterproductive for Magas

Turns out the lip swelling was just her splurging on extra filler

Botox blast gone awry?

Oh?

Thoughts & Prayers ™️

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The Noem, The

Allergic to the constitution

That’s just a cover story for a Botox lip injection gone wrong.

Maybe the Dog should DO HER IN!! MORE THAN ONCE... BITCH.

Cooties.

Allergic to cocaine?

I hope doctors do the humane and compassionate thing and put her down to prevent further suffering.

Did her lip collagen break her fall?

Hopefully they took their time

The "stolen" handbag scene, now getting press from jumping into a moving ambulance. Noem may jump out of one of those rendition aircrafts next.

🤞

Oh FFS....theyre gonna say Dems tried to kill her . It's probably a reaction to all the clown makeup and fillers.

A sex change? Christian Noem.

Could not possibly care less

Allergic reaction to decency?

Botox accident.

To what, a new brand of Botox? Oh, wait, I bet you it was Bee Venom. That's the new must-have facial paralyzer.

ALLERGIC TO REAL “WORK” ?

I by no means have a monopoly on the use if that GIF.

I'm guessing the dog shot back this time.

Reaction to her soul leaving her body.

Who gives a dog shit⁉️ 🐶💩

To the truth?

How could one tell?

What kind of allergy was that again? (pulls out pen)

I’m rooting for Karma!

Allergic to Democracy 😡🤯🤬

Allergic to non-white people.

🎻

Allergic to Trump’s ball sweat? Bronzer?

Botox explosion 💥.

This is Joe Biden’s fault no doubt.

Another dose of the clap from Corey. If he was any more of a a dawg she would shoot him.

Tots and pears.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ahem* *clears throat* AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Who the fuck cares? She needs to GO.. HOWEVER She is dressed. BITCH!!!!!!!!

Did she accidentally tell the truth?

botox

🤞

Yawn.

Best to eat some roadkill. Definitely do not take any of that woke medicine.

Her dog is haunting her...

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Cocaine. They're all doing blow.

Did Kristi Noem go for a swim with RFK Jr.?

Good

Too many fillers will get you!

Inject bleach

No tears whatsoever

Awwww! Isn't that too bad!

When I liked this one … I *really* liked it! 🤣

Hope it was a dog

i hope something very good and funny happens to her

Lemme guess... she's allergic to truth, justice and the American way?

We don’t care nor need updates…unless she dies. Then send us the celebration evite

Could she be allergic to latex?

Did she have an allergic reaction to her own bullshit?

Did she become allergic to truth, honesty & integrity? Just asking!

Did an illegal immigrant touch her? But more importantly is she missing $3,000 in cash?

Right. The illegal agitator.

Botox overload.

I hope she gets better. Eventually. You know, in a few years.

That’s a nice way to say the help made her eat shit.

Karma!!!