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This is the movie we need

Yeah. *sigh* Anyone else tired?

The dinosaurs are gonna revive themselves from their fossil corpses like King Ghidorah after Mothra's ashes rained on him in GMK

Some people believe the Deccan Traps eruptions were also a factor in the end-Cretaceous extinctions. If so you'd also need to get India to suck the basalt back into the mantle.

Unless its demands are met.

A lot has changed since the 90s, They'd probably hate it now.

I, for one, welcome the return of our ancient saurian overlords.

If both sides are hit with asteroids at the same time, the Mesozoic era takes a screenshot

Mar-a-Lago please!

I think the dinosaurs are already among us, they're called Republicans. Too many are raptors.

That’s great news!

Ask Trump to alter its course with a Sharpie.

That's hitting the reset to factory default button of earth.

At this point, they deserve it more than we do

FUCK YEAG DINOSAURS

Will the Dekkan Traps be reabsorbed into the crust too? (Or did P Renne finally nail down a distinctly different timing?)

I ruined the joke...

Or an Asteroid will come out of the earth?

That's right, they'll all come flying back out the Chicxulub crater

Just in time, too.

They can’t do worse than us 2.0 than we did 1.0

I didn't know the earth had a rewind button, we should've pressed it earlier

Meh.

They never went anywhere

Someone near me had a "Giant Meteor 2024" yard sign during the presidential election and it was a hard choice not to write it in.

I regret to inform you that dinosaurs can't return until the Earth is a sweltering hothouse planet with dramatically reduced biodiversity compared to the modern age. What's that you say?

sad. my knowlege of biology and Paleontology means I can not enjoy the joke.

@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social ahem....

Okay, but what's the bad news?

Alter the coefficients of gravity? 🤓

Yes please

there was some story i read in I think the Isaac Asimov Science Fiction Magazine probably published like 50 years ago (it was a bit old at the time) that posited that there were 70-million-year dinosaurs similar to the 17-year cicadas

#Dinosaur2028

So… I'm pretty sure that's where Cthulhu lies sleeping 😬

Pellucidar.

the science checks out

don't threaten me with a good time

No need for jurassic Park.

Why Dire????

Nah, they aren't even allowed to believe in the Chicxulub meteor, to them, dinosaurs died in Noah's Flood just a few thousand years ago. Or during the mudflood in 1890 or such, lol

Love it!

Will there be woolly mammoths also? I was excited to see a poster for Billy Smart's Mammoth Circus when I was a child and will always remember my disappointment.

This reads like it's a "bad thing."

Threaten to bring back disco or mullets & I’m out.

This is like when you hit someone on the head to undo their memory loss. ... but with dinosaurs. 🦕🦖

All the dinosaurs that are already still around: -confused tweeting, chirping, and cawing-

Ha!😂

hey wait that's just a TES dragon break /j

That’s right

Also right

Yes. I think by forcibly "de-evolving" all mammals.

An impact of that magnitude would create tidal waves around the planet. Tectonic shifts. The seas would boil for a hundred miles in every direction. It would takes weeks or longer for the dead fish smell to wear off. We would be too busy reconnecting what remained of the power grid to care.

Bring ‘em!!!

YIPEEE (please eradicate us too)

Don't threaten ME with a good time!

At least take me out to dino first... 😔😂

Why didn't we think of that? www.newgeology.us/presentation...

This is the opposite of a problem. Ook.

This is too antipodal for me right now

Bring it.

Seems fair

Thank GAWD!!!

Hooway! 🥳

My first thought was that earth saw too many toxic Looks Maxing videos

Ahem. It is a misconception that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago from an asteroid strike. They died 65 million years ago when India collided with Asia, causing planet-wide whiplash! All those foolish long necks...

Good news: It would reduce the amount of debris thrown up into the atmosphere, though still creating massive tidal waves with cataclysmic effects on the environment. Bad news: Most dinosaurs would be unable to safely swim to land, foiling our chances of a future devoted to our saurian overlords.

finally, some more oil

Christmas and cocos Islands better look out

Dont Panic!

Can it please happen?

Do it >:3

This is an opportunity to post this sketch by the wonderfull John Finnemore, broadcast on BBC Radio 4. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkZM...

And yet somehow the obvious Jurassic Necromancy Asteroid movie has not yet been made.

I guess I'm about to be one of today's 10,000. Thanks

Yeah, but that's also true for the regular Panspermia hypothesis. I never said it was very plausible :D But that would be an interesting space research topic: try to find earth meteorites on Moon or Mars, look what remains of earth bacteria on them, evaluate how realistic panspermia is.

Its their world, we’re just the clever rodents who partied while they were away.

Glad that the dinos have tough scales for skin. The re-entry from orbit can be warmish.

Pretty sure Superman has to fly around the Earth backwards to make dinosaur resurrection happen.

Asteroids do not negotiate. Neither does the desert.

Somehow an earth sandwich will fix this. www.bbc.com/news/world-a...

the only hope

I call dibs on riding a triceratops as my daily driver for commuting to work. Just warning other drivers,

I did wonder what happened to the mouseover!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwm...

Yes please 🤗

If I can have my Allo daddy, bring it on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy7f...

They never left.

Eat it Lemuria!