Alli.Aubin

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

hidden away in the closet, his portrait slowly becomes gayer and gayer

WOW WHAT A GREAT DAY. SO BLESSED TO SEE THAT SUN COME UP AGAIN HECK YEAH

By artist Léo Forest

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

The pricks cut my name off!!!

Exhausted Stable Boy Clearly Just Going Through Motions Of Tearing Open Bodice https://theonion.com/exhausted-stable-boy-clearly-just-going-through-motions-of-tearing-open-bodice/

Listen. You stay the HELL AWAY from my car.

Mike Hall- Through the window.

Co worker who is too relaxed

Cats by Shou Xin

the story goes like this

A man helps a baby camel that fell and couldn't get up, and the mother just watches calmly instead of attacking. Camel moms are usually very protective, so this is rare.

Gentoo penguins at Edinburgh Zoo kicked off breeding season with their classic courtship ritual, and this year kids from the children's hospital painted the pebbles they could pick as gifts for their

Dolly Parton's sister claims voting machines in Tennessee changed her vote to the Republican candidate.

Man Replies ‘STOP’ To Political Fundraiser Text Like Powerful Wizard Casting Spell To Ward Off Mythical Beast https://theonion.com/man-replies-stop-to-political-fundraiser-text-like-powerful-wizard-casting-spell-to-ward-off-mythical-beast/

The much-beloved soundtrack of SINNERS is getting its own museum exhibit in Los Angeles. Get all the details here.

Druid Loving This Cloak Weather https://theonion.com/druid-loving-this-cloak-weather/

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By Taiyō Matsumoto

new tingler 'NOT POUNDED BY THE SENTIENT TESLO FLYING CAR BECAUSE IT’S OBVIOUSLY FAKE BUT I’M SURE PEOPLE WHO THINK THE PIRATES AT THEME PARKS ARE REAL AND BIRTHDAY PARTY MAGICIANS ARE ACTUAL WIZARDS ARE PUMPED.' out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HNHXRGJ2/ and patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

The perfect metaphor for Apple design these days

Of course.

I can't believe it's already the 18th

Hard agree. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s because Meta sued the author and got a gag order that prevents her from saying a single word about her own book. Mark Zuckerberg is a threat to human rights and democracies the world over, including ours. It is vitally important you know how and why.

Be true to yourself. Find your own voice and be true to that voice. Never take a bad idea, but never turn down a good idea. And, of course, have final cut. —David Lynch

In early 2025, I assumed the Trump regime would delete the Department of Justice’s press releases and other statements related to more than 1,000 Jan. 6 cases. So I downloaded them. We’ve now made them available to the public with a search tool. They can’t erase history. jan6memoryproject.org