Adam McDowell

God yes. Absolutely.

Me, a baseball fan: [covers eyes] la, la, la, do dee doo ... nothing I need to see or think about here ...

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

OK but guys, Chrome still can't deal with Canadian spelling or postal codes

Dystopia www.news.com.au/technology/o...

It is genuinely incredible how certain people will know absolutely nothing about a subject yet pronounce on it confidently, projecting their own views as though timeless and ironclad

"Warrior culture." The fuck are you talking about. You look like you trained a horse to jump off a diving board.

Who wore it better?

"Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem" is the best band name of all time

"I'm going to lose weight this year." [some asshole invents salt and vinegar pistachios]

I’m also getting to the point where I really appreciate how the original Star Wars was portrayed as being part of a larger narrative without feeling the need to expand on what the rest of the story was. I like telling “middle story” stories as art-pieces without needing a before or an after.

Exactly one year ago today:

I used to write the WaPo editorials on US-Africa policy, as well on as human rights and politics on the continent. To describe hundreds of thousands of deaths on the continent as “messy” is an absolute abomination.

Dune ass headline

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Uh oh. We all know what happens when Australia starts running out of gas.

Cool cool, so it's going to keep dragging my 7yo daughter's corpse along the road after it kills her, huh?

Reminds me of someone ...

Hard agree. The best cities I’ve lived in have been full of all different kinds of people. Places that are overwhelmingly single culture can be nice to visit but I think I’d eventually succumb to utter boredom living there.

Chrystia Freeland's first act as Ukrainian economic advisor is suggesting they cancel Disney+

99.9% of acoustic cover songs are slow and boring and should not be on the radio.

Yeah well I grew up in a mushroom village, so I’m not really used to how you do things. We used big giant mushrooms as our houses. We used bioluminescent mushrooms as lamps. And we didn’t try to change the plan last second if the other person already made reservations I guess that’s normal here

Yeah, everything looks good. We just have a couple more questions about your last position as CEO of doin my own thang

The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

Nobody who joins ICE has ever had friends, enjoyed sex, or made another person happy in any way. They’re miserable bastards and they only want to spread their misery, to offload it. They will fail at this, too. Their misery will just get worse. I have scientific proof of this.

If only the Toronto Police had some way of knowing in advance where the vandals will strike

All the panics & long features about political correctness & “free speech” on college campuses - with real buy in from centrist pundits at prestigious mags - was always a ruse for this: right-wing control over universities

My fantastic four

They should have called this So You Think You Can Swim

I feel like I'm losing my mind. Here is the transcript of what Zohran Mamdani actually said about the phrase "globalize the intifada." This is his "refusal to disavow it." This is what has people terrified. Just fucking read it. Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...

“Across military Reddit forums and enlisted meme pages, Hegseth has become a regular target of satire, often referred to with nicknames such as "DUI Hire," "Whiskey Leaks" and "Kegseth."” www.military.com/daily-news/2...

God I am so tired of seeing this same weirdo pronatalist couple in the media all the time

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode”: no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

I like that it's now canon that Mon Mothma did shots and drunk-danced to EDM at her daughter's wedding. #Andor

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

Another one for the “economic concerns as a mask for cultural concerns” file. This delusion that manufacturing jobs will come roaring back if we cast the right policy spell isn’t really about that being a desirable economic goal, but about romanticizing Manly Work.

Love spotting a tktk in the wild. (iykyk)