Dire Wolf

The internet was better when the modem screamed.

The best dopamine trick i know is to avoid soda for 2-3 days then on day 4, chug an ice cold Mexican coke.

Eating potato salad for breakfast and it feels really right.

I only slept for a few hours but sleeping in the bedroom is so nice.

*switches to waiting mode

THE BED IS BACK IN THE BEDROOM Y'ALL

Them: MAN OVERBOARD!!! Me: *in the water No, no, just keep going.

[petting two cats] I’m so good at petting two cats at once with my two arms [a third cat approaches] fuck

Another impossible beauty standard for women

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

liberals are already trying to turn brazil's victory into proof that voting works, ignoring the fact that brazil succeeded because they had a charismatic, pro-trans, anti-genocide leftist to vote for and not limp dick moderates whose love of police brutality is second only to their love of genocide

Make America Ashamed of Itself

I don't believe in money and I'm gonna need everyone to respect that.

Too sensitive to do much gardening anymore. They keep dying and it makes me too sad.

I gotta remember that bad feelings are temporary and ok.

I am terrified but excited to try acupuncture tomorrow.

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day

The list of meds I take includes painkillers, anti-depressants, stimulants and whatever else I find in my neighbor's medicine cabinet.

Rain all day, friends.

nostalgia's so wild like what do you mean i'm gonna hear a long-forgotten song i spun a lot in my 20s and suddenly feel a dull throbbing ache in every muscle of my body tearing at my soul like a panic attack making me feel as if i'm coming apart and like, it's the spin doctors???

Halloween candy is expensive this year so I'll just be handing out drugs.

I'm such a sad tomato.

This pink Adderall is garbage [mallinckrodt]. But it does work as a sleep aid.

So if you’re furious as you fill up your tank, just remember Exxon is making a lot of money off you.

Sleeping in with the cats and heavy fog.

To the people who report self harm on social media, what exactly do you expect happens when you do that? It honestly stresses me out worse and all they do is send an email. Superman retired.

Holy shit.

I think it's dinner time.

Took off my smart watch because the sedentary alarm was annoying me.

This is fascinating. "Chromosome 14 is the genetic region linked to compulsive hoarding." I wanna get mine tested. I have hoarders in my family and I find I have to work really hard to throw things out.

Anyone have some good ideas to feel better

There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more

i can buy weed at the store instead of some shady guy’s apartment

all of this has always been about getting back at the uppity women who wouldn’t fuck them

Had a terrible nightmare because why not on a random Friday in October [objectively some of the best days of the year]

Might get into fondue this winter.

It's become clear to me that my suicidality is very misunderstood, as i feel very loved by my friends, my husband and family. My life, every day, is literally painful inside my body, inside my head. Nothing to do with love.

I've got the spooky blues, a cute name for feeling suicidal.

Someone please tell me not to cut my hair off in a rage today please.

I want to watch a good space or time travel movie. Any recommends? The more obscure, the better.

If you guys aren't watching the new Carrie, you're missing out. It's so good.

Donald Trump even called them idiots to their faces. “I can say the stupidest things and you’d clap.” And they fucking clapped.

Enjoyed seeing this woman's work. Sustainability isn't just about producer decisions, but also consumer decisions, namely their willingness to repair things when needed. This type of repair is easier on natural fibers, rather than stretch fabrics. Consider that when shoppping. IG loosethreadsrepair

Cracked out on peanut butter m&m minis