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unfortunately, realizing how easy it was to make my new handle has me on the kind of superiority high that only unwashed teens gatekeeping anime in 2003 can replicate

soooooooomeone’s obsessed with us still, give it a rest already

If you're in these 3 states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Alaska Rhode Island South Carolina Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check everything is in order. Do it now. And there's a lot to vote for across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️

“evil snack” t-shirts for good, toot toot get ‘em right here

the prospect north loop data center in the old star tribune building is dead. legacy has terminated its purchase agreement for the site there’s been a lot of organizing by north loop residents against this, hope many take this as their entry to being civically active

bad week for weird queers in the death department

every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸

now that it’s dark, the bike jousting has begun in minneapolis

well okay so the english won against the norwegians but in only a few days theyll have to face the french. anyway thats quite enough about September 25th 1066, lets look at some football news

Heads up Seattle! Keep your eyes open, and wear your whistles.

Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

thank goodness mitch isn't alive to see this

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

FIFA announces that team USA can use their hands “just if they need to”

keir starmer calling infantino to try and get that red card overturn and it somehow ends with harry kane getting suspended for the rest of the tournament

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

MINNESOTA FUCKING AURORA GODDAMN FOOTBALL CLUB ARE IN THE SEMIS!!!! VAMOS MILLONARIOS!

lowkey, the state of minnesota grows stronger the further norway goes in this tourney

People talk about a game being "one for the purists", Paraguay v France is one for the absolute sickos. No-one should enjoy this. And yet. #WorldCup

Dance in the Country, by Pierre-Auguste Renoir, 1883 (flipped)

Mood, now and forever 😮‍💨

We'll always have this

the replay of that zinger, iconic

VOZINHA AGAIN

I am so fucking proud of this US team better squads than this have folded after a bullshit red and they kept their shit together and even extended the damn lead best USMNT of my life and it isn’t close, I believe they can do this against Belgium even if Balogun’s card stands

EAT SHIT FIFA THATS OUR GUYS

An entire app of people who post specifically For Me

DR CONGO COME BACK TO BEAT UZBEKISTAN AND QUALIFY FOR THE ROUND OF 32 🇨🇩

LUMUMBA IS BACK 🔥 The DR Congo superfan who stands still all game in homage to the country’s revered first prime minister, Patrice Lumumba, is back in the stands for DR Congo’s match vs. Colombia after missing their 2026 World Cup opener due to health and visa issues 🐆🇨🇩