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Trying a new religion every day until they announce it so I know which day is real.

My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.

I'm so excited to hear trump say Mamdani out loud. Baited breath.

Thinking about the TRUMP Tesla with Elon Musk signature I saw a bit ago. How's he doing?

Booting shooter games in safe mode so people stop hurting me

The dogefather graphic tee is way more interesting and upsetting than a black eye.

It's incredible that someone can be high out of their mind in the white house and create an aura famine for themself.

Guys I've been fighting Simon in expedition 33 for 8 hours and I don't think I'm getting any better at it

Lenny Kravitz voice: AMERICAN RACCOON

Absolutely insane.

soy occupied government

LETS SEARCH THE SKY FOR A WHILE YOU AND I COLLIDE LIKE TWO STARS FOR A WHILE YOU AND I

Guys the new Loathe song is unreasonably good

SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES 🎵 FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?

I know who should be running the government.

Watching a heroin addict kill narcan distribution feels like reading those insane LinkedIn posts. "I had to choose between saving my son from from a burning building or taking a facetime from a client. Here's why I don't regret taking the call:" Those ones.

shut up & give me your lunch money nerd

Clair Obscur is very fucking cool.

Unless their demands are met

how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job

Vance must have used too small of a slice of toilet paper when he wiped and got mud pie on his hands

rabid dog 'really going for it' says man who tossed it into schoolyard

Phone powered all of the way off and back on if you know you're going to have an interaction with the authorities. Do not unlock it. Do not take your phone to protests. Do not take your car. If you want to take pictures at protests, digital camera with no Bluetooth capabilities.

i never understand how people take orders that are pure evil and rationalize it. how do these people live with themselves. if i forget to say goodbye to a friend at a function before leaving i feel like a monster and these people simply shrug off crimes against humanity lol

I would have won money.

Watching me work in this position is insane.

Hours ago, @politico.com revealed that DOGE is working with DHS on automating mass deportation efforts — likely explaining why many US citizens, green card holders, and even a Canadian (in Canada) got threatening emails last night terminating “your parole” and telling them to leave the US in 7 days.

I don't give Facebook permission to use my pictures, my information or my publications, both of the past and the future, mine or those where I show up. By this statement, I give my notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, give, sell my information photos or take any

ON THIS EPISODE OF I DIDNT KNOW I WAS (accidentally saving a) PREGNANT (lizard from a hawk)

The drug subreddits showcase a brave frontier of posting that we casual social media users barely comprehend.

Asking this right before getting punished for asking it

Is there a poly market for whether or not trump listens to the 9-0 consensus?

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You can tell who the Good Guys are because they're the ones smashing a car window to drag a mother away from her child while wearing ski masks.

I'm new to politics. Is this good?

OK, non-finance people: crash course in bonds. Bond prices and yields moving opposite directions. Yields on US govt bonds [“treasuries”] are surging (ie the prices are falling). Prices are falling because people are selling treasuries at a massive clip.