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Samuel Alito preparing to raise absolutely the craziest flag you've ever seen at his Long Beach Island compound.

Oppenheimer, the universally relatable film about being left-wing enough that the government singles you out for persecution but not left wing enough that you can get laid at a party without being told to read theory

[clears the biggest bong hit of my life] absolutely man

What an incredible homage to its two inspirations, Embassy Vestibule In A 2003 First-Person Shooter and Buffet Room In The Old Soviet Hotel Where I Stayed When I Had Covid In Ulaanbaatar Last Year

how can you expect Harrison Butker to kick well in a liberal war zone???

What I say: I’m wearing nothing but panties What I mean: I’m wearing every kind of panties you can imagine all at once. Panties of all types hanging off of my arms, around my legs, layered over my head; the eldritch abomination that Victoria has been trying to keep secret for so long, free at last

Someone reading House of Leaves for the first time

they should make a sequel to jurassic park

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that the US Constitution can go fuck itself.

@sickoscommittee.org Can we get a " oh no! Disaster!" For non sports

ONO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA is this something

Political consultant: Deporting undocumented parents without due process is extremely unpopular. Trump: What about little American children?

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.