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More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.

There is, literally, always a tweet.

If there's one lesson America has learned from the Middle East, it's that America hasn't learned enough lessons from the Middle East.

Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.

SpaceX having a market cap between Amazon's and Microsoft's is so funny to me. The stock market is totally real and definitely not functionally indistinguishable from a Ponzi scheme

We’re gonna need a bigger Third Reconstruction.

"You can't put a Black actor in this movie! That's desecrating the story of that long dead author!" Brought to you by the same impressively stupid fuckers who think Jesus is white.

The Cohen brothers are ruining Homer's legacy. Odysseus never records a hit song. This is an assault on western culture. I am very smart.

I cannot emphasize this enough: everything we are seeing right now with voting rights, and especially the racist gerrymandering we’re seeing in the South, makes complete sense if you remember it was all in Project 2025. This was part of the plan. It’s white supremacy and too many ignored it.

“You could lose access to 6 years of your Gmail history” man I would like to lose access to the last 6 years of all history get out of here

Rage Pasta

has the new york times ever thought about doing a focus group with someone who has read a book

"If we wait for the hyperrich to finally realize that their fates are tied to ours—for their children to contract measles, or for them to get cabin fever in their apocalypse bunkers—it will be too late for many of the rest of us." - @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social www.bostonreview.net/articles/a-y...

If we ever go to a formal dinner and shots are fired, I don't care if we have on make-up and gowns, get in the car, bitch. We're going to Popeye's

There is no “responsible” use of AI in schools. The tech is anti-learning. Hope that clears things up!

Tech CEOs seem dead set on rebooting the French Revolution

You gotta give to the GOP. They trained their voters to hate “libs” so much they would gratefully accept every manner of corruption, lawlessness, cruelty, ineptitude, and criminality, and cheer it on, so long as it is their team doing it.

i dont understand, 2 days ago i was told there was a deal, i was told it was over and we got everything we wanted, i was told the strait would never be closed again, i was told all this just as markets were hitting their stride on friday afternoon

“Why do we feel a paralyzing sense of dread all the time?” I type into my Paralyzing Sense of Dread Machine that lives in my pocket.

my conspiracy theory is wall street is doing everything it can to keep everything from collapsing until dems take the house and senate so they can blame the implosion on them

They broke it, they buy it...

evangelicals eagerly, gleefully pretended not to see the myriad ways trump is the most heretical politician to hold american higher office in modern history so i don't think we should take their outrage as sincere now that they need a way out of his sinking coalition

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

Eeeeeeeewww

I was told New York would be a smoking ash heap by now because of socialism. Someone lied to me

DOLLY PARTON IS WEAK ON ADVANCED SEMICONDUCTOR EXPORT CONTROLS

PLEASE--FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

If dems win 2028, we HAVE TO DO THIS. No accountability is how we got here

From Chinese social media. 👇

I find it very interesting that suddenly the Republicans believe the women

No, Jamiroquai is the name of the band, the singer is Jamiroquai's Monster.

they should create a type of government that benefits citizens

I’d rather be gardening…..

Imagine going through three more years of manufactured crises for insider trading. I don't know how to check Polymarket but I am curious if they already have a line on whether midterms will happen.

What it all boils down to is whether we can get to Nuremberg this time without passing through Hiroshima and Auschwitz. It's really that simple.

For the humanity's sake, this must be a TACO Tuesday.

The only people who get to say “we didn’t vote for this” are the ones who voted for Kamala … end of story

Well, well… If the 14th amendment was not meant for modern immigrants, then the 2nd amendment was not meant for modern arms. #truth

I know it's an oversimplification, but jfc so much of why we're here is because back in the early 70s, a couple of Nixon's aides thought it'd be real grand if there was a television channel that could counteract how everybody (accurately) thought Nixon was a real piece of shit.