Amir R Muntasser

My wife just said ballet the way Pitbull says dale

I understand a lot of ASMR is cursed, but what the fuck?!

My wife painted my nails last night and I keep forgetting about them, but then I see them and they look so pretty I smile! I think I’ll keep painting them.

Time for an emergency edition of America’s favorite podcast within a podcast Brendan Carr is a Dummy?

Ranma

He finally escaped to the one place uncorrupted by capitalism… heaven 😔 RIP Tim Curry

Playing Star Wars: Outlaws and met ND-5 and why is he hot? Like he’s got that V shape and cum gutters. Why did they give the droid cum gutters?!

We need to put Hannah Waddingham and Gwendoline Christie in ultramarine armor yesterday. Henry Cavil are you listening????

Blade and Wonder Man being cancelled has ruined my day.

ok reasonable

Gee, seems like the arrest of Meta exec Josh Felker for sexting a child and Meta’s history of consistently lax standards around child protection might be related

The craziest thing about this Trump speech tonight is that in 1984 Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl he was introduced to by Jeffery Epstein and watched her uncle kill her newborn baby and throw the body into Lake Michigan.

It’s a benign cyst!

This is likely the first you've heard about this horrifying incident. Corporate media not covering it. A white supremacist attacked a Muslim man at a mall because he wants to "kill all Muslims". Muslim hate is being normalized. This violence will only worsen if we don't confront it directly.

Why can’t I ever got a job like this? I mean other than my vibe being generally miserable.

My kitty has an enlarged kidney and is getting an ultrasound today. I’m scared and I want to cry.

There are flavors everywhere for those with mouths to taste

I hope his lady bugs burn in hell with him

Let’s go!. Rest in piss, bitch. Keep ‘em coming!

Israel's genocide means joy cannot be allowed to exist in Gaza, and thus they surgically murder anyone who creates joy in the death camp that they made out of Gaza.

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

two dumb bitches telling each other “welllllll not exactly”

This shit had me STRESSED

Let me date Mara and Shaxx you cowards!!!

😅

There is little more sexless than the Microsoft Office Ribbon

Of course Ezra Klein is on the list. Typical.

Game failure? Layoffs Game success? Layoffs Game delayed? Layoffs Game delivered? Layoffs Game announced? Layoffs Game unannounced? Layoffs Game good? Layoffs Game bad? Layoffs Game AI? Layoffs Game no-AI? Layoffs Game hated? Layoffs Game beloved? Layoffs Money cares more for layoffs than games.

While his mountain of horrible personal conduct could fill multiple books, one fact in particular stands out: A year ago, Musk’s actions directly led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. He did it knowingly. And, worse — gleefully. Read more: www.theverge.com/tech/949259/...

WebKit team crushed it this year!

Is the box from Out of the Box an SCP?

Just started watching Star Wars with my son. He was LOCKED IN. I’m incredibly emotional right now.

Weak #wwdc. They should have stayed focused on all the improvements they made because it looks like they made a shit ton and this will be a giant release, they just didn’t talk about it because they wanted to talk about AI.

Hmm I’m all for parental controls, but I feel like this is just a system for anti-lgbtq censorship. #wwdc

Cranking that Liquid Glass tinting like I crank my hog! #wwdc

House on the Highway (1/18)

Threads added some light touch Liquid Glass to their design and it’s great! I wish Bluesky would do the same.

Additional Bluesky PSA: Go into Settings/Languages and UNTICK all the Content Languages. This makes it display posts from everyone worldwide. Normally it filters out most posts outside of your native language, which, if you're following anyone foreign or people are reposting, you'll miss out.

(weeping) But doctor... I AM the uncle from nintendo....

Great first step, I hope they keep pushing and bring full standard.site support into Bluesky. I need to hurry up and finish my site redesign. It will be built in standard.site!