ArtificialBrian

keep failing the gta 6 mission where u have to drive a cybertruck past an elementary school without kids laughing at u

bluesky has four kinds of users

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

Yeah I got a PHP, Pretty Hard Penis. [Deadly serious all the sudden] Internet safety and security is no laughing matter,

Blaise Pascal invented public transit in the 1660s. As the greatest mathematician of his age, he saw the math problem that only transit would solve. I wrote about this amazing story here. humantransit.org/2024/12/one-...

What if you see ICE at the polls? (Don't worry - read on for the plan!) gregpak.net/2026/10/15/z...

What if you see ICE at the polls? (Don't worry! Read on for the plan!) @indivisible.org roped me in to design and illustrate a new zine! Check it out in this 🧵 - and visit linktr.ee/wewillvote to sign up for the Election Protection Program and find all the resources you need!

I'm not volunteering this year because work conflicts with the extremely small number of shifts that are not already full*, but if you see something like this, call Election Protection at 866-OUR-VOTE to report it. *actually great that there were so many volunteers that this happened!

AHHHHHHH THE ONLY REASON HE EVEN STAYS TO DIE AT TROY IN THE ILIAD IS TO AVENGE PATROCLUS. IT'S A POEM ABOUT HIS RAGE. THE OPENING LINES ARE PRETTY CLEAR WHY CAN'T A SINGLE DEFENDER OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION READ A SINGLE THING FROM THE WESTERN CANON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

they're all just lying, it is tremendous lying, but it is just lying

"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.

I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.

fwiw arstechnica.com/apple/2026/1...

that elon musk guy, very popular right now, extremely smart move pete it does rule that my favorite defense ventures dipshit has lashed himself to this, hope you like HASC and SASC palmer because they are going to be extremely interested in giving you a colonoscopy live on cspan next year

I feel like a major lesson of Trump is that people like him will act in bad faith or violate the law no matter what, so it's literally not possible to Trump-proof a policy except through robust removal and punishment provisions for people like Trump.

#TransRights

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

ok so... his point is.. hitler believed plenty of regular stuff.. therefore agreeing with hitler about anything.... is value neutral. and she's saying, in agreement... if you think she and history's most prolific rapist are bad.... you're racist against a transphobic nelson mandela she just imagined

Happy Stanislav Petrov day! He saved the world from nuclear annihilation on this day in 1983. My freshman year in college would have been so much worse without his courage.🧵

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Back in my day children's media had music with good wholesome lyrics like "bustin makes me feel good" or "darling it's better down where it's wetter"

Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.

If you got time to read brandon sanderson you got time to read good books

We’re all just blind bags for our internal organs. Very few of us are near mint or above.

My semi-hot take is that DEADWOOD is the best thing HBO ever did

Have you seen the original artist Russ Heath's comic strip reply to Lichtenstein:

Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"

No, AI isn’t gonna kill us all in the next 10 years. No, LLMs don’t keep going rogue. No, general AI superintelligence isn’t anywhere close and we’re not even on the path toward it with LLMs. All that shit is ultimately propaganda about how powerful and cool these systems supposedly are.

O hey Reminder that in (homophobic) '94 as Dookie was blowing up, Green Day picked queercore Pansy Division to open for them + a lot of venues pressured them to drop them as openers -- Green Day told the venues they wouldn't play if PD didn't - and the venues (mostly? all?) backed down. huh.

holy shit, this is the whole ballgame in a single paragraph gAI systems require mass theft of copyrighted works, for the explicit purpose of replacing the market for the people they stole from, and the people in charge knew what they were doing ahead of time, and did it anyway

how i like to believe my wife sees me when i get a jar open or kill a spider

‘Has AI solved…’ No. ‘Have people, using AI, solved…’ I mean probably not, but maybe.

A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.

Lol get rekt *SUPREME COURT REJECTS TRUMP'S MAIL BALLOT CURBS FOR MIDTERMS

I get people on this website don’t believe Republicans exist, but in real life Paxton is focusing an immense amount of energy on attacking Talarico’s extremely consistent and laudable record on trans rights If Talarico loses, the “lesson” is that those attacks work and his votes were a liability

trying to make new friends as an adult

Every terf is terrible. Just a quick reminder of this universal truth.

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