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Envio meu carinho ao povo brasileiro. Solidariedade para sempre #brasilia

Nancy 9/8/26

This happened. Wolverhampton. On the grounds that the bullshit Supreme Court ruling apparently meant Joelle couldn’t be placed in either a male or female ward. I’m assuming your question is in good faith and you just haven’t seen this horrible recent news.

i'm sad noooo

I would like to be placed within the blender and reduced to a puree

I think Macklemore is doing a great job mackling, and that he should mackle more.

sometimes i think life is trying to tear me apart

I wish there was a drug that would produce an overwhelming desire to write biology discussion posts in me.

ignore maha at your own peril. every single one of you should always be giving your full attention to every single group of people all of the time

San fran triptych trio #iwtv #armand #danielmolloy #ldpd

Started noticing I am doing the XKCD comic more and more in real life. "Shakespeare is second nature to us wordcels, so it's easy to forget the average person only knows the major tragedies and a couple comedies." "And the Henriad, of course." "Of course."

i know i sound like a broken record whenever i talk about this, but i'm fully convinced that at this point, especially in light of, well, just about everything that's unfolded in recent years, we really need to be honest with ourselves and face the reality th–i know i sound like a broken record when

If the earth is flat why isn’t there a long line of people waiting to jump off

"oops i said something dumb in a social setting, maybe i don't deserve to live" says my stupid brain, but i don't listen to her

gentle reminder: reminders are inherently not gentle

Gentle reminder: individual blades of grass are sentient and live a mostly calm and peaceful life but every so often it gets extremely chaotic.

Thanks for being gentle about it, I'm not sure how much more anyone can take

Gentle reminder: slowly descending from the ceiling on a spider web is a normal way to greet friends

I put banal slogans into a jpeg format and share that photo to make it have greater gravitas.

i like to come up with opinions that no one has ever believed or even heard of before and put "gentle reminder:" in front of them

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.

At a posh country house party, the owner caught me and my girlfriend sneaking in to the hedges. He didn't care about us shagging: he even lent us the key to his study instead. He was upset about damage to the topiary. I can still hear "These yews are centuries old. Centuries!"

43 years old and only just discovered that the phrase is "Dyed in the Wool" and not "Died in the Wall". I assumed that it referred to something so entrenched that it was like a small animal that had found its way into a wall cavity, expired and couldn't be removed.

The most significant thing I learned at uni was from the other students: dipping pizza slices in condensed milk was not a common way of having pizza or condensed milk.

Can't tell my older mates but I much prefer electric locomotives over steam and diesel ones. The drive harmonic sounds of newer Alstom AC traction motors are practically ambient minimal techno. Don't get any of that with huffing and puffing fossil fuel locos.

I'm 26 years old and I'm pretty sure I have an addiction on my phone. It's not porn or gambling. I'm barely on social media and I never post. I don't read the news or doomscroll. It's cribbage. I can't stop playing online cribbage with all the Nans.

Those conveyor belt toasters you get in hotels, the ones you're not supposed to turn up. I turn them up.

In 2019 I accidentally got into the wrong silver Ford Focus in a supermarket car park, sat in the driver's seat, and only realised my mistake when I noticed there was a small dog staring at me from the back seat.

emptying a clip into my lettuce

I fcking love products whose "benefits may include a general sense of wellness"

Now I not only have to feel bad for not playing with toys, I always have to feel bad if my child gnaws on them?? Is there anything else your majesty??

@nicksagan.bsky.social hello mr sagan, i recently heard your voice in the backrooms movie! i'm an idlewild reader and i've always wanted to know more about ty and laz. we get all the important info about them in the books ofc, but are there any interesting facts abt them that don't make it in?

@razorfemme.bsky.social kai your work is so precious to me, i hold it so close to my heart and take comfort from it all the time! take care and have a nice sunday!!!

"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé

The gay gender dysphoria of the straight honky

one of the worst things abt the internet to me is pretending that being a hater is cute and not the most insanely annoying shit one could be. Everyone just decided to be really mean and then pass it off as cute and bubbly

love to be ensconced in a bubble