Backtested Takes

Not gonna cave to the temptation to make a dumb pun about this.

this is fucking appalling. i already knew james dolan (who owns the knicks and madison square garden) was a douche but this is next-level. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

a CEO passed too close to being untruthful. Now she's spending 11 years in prison.

Brian Kelly: "My FAILY"

Miami Vice (2006) comes immediately to mind.

a good soup makes you feel like everything's right in the world. to be clear though, it's not. the soup lies.

I forgot that if you are on LeBron's team you are just allowed to foul people.

This is literally a Doonesbury strip

It’s time to decide America’s greatest city, Tampa or Milwaukee

Overturned on appeal.

My license to practice football has been revoked.

Okay, Quinn has to go. You can't do "idk what down it is" and "idk what the clock situation is" back to back weeks.

If there's any justice, or fun, in this world I will be discussing top ten ranked Wake Forrest with my folks tomorrow. What a day.

How are you gonna talk about being an adult while referencing every 17-year-old Young Life dude's favorite bit of scripture?

One of us, one of us* *people who actually saw and didn't hate digger

An NFC East champion will be declared this year, but talk of anyone 'winning' is absurd

What kicker lol Excellent content

Man it sucks to be talking about kicking

Struggling to explain why i like this movie but this mostly gets it.

Just need one more axis power to fall (the Dodgers)

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

will you people shut the fuck up

The sweetest moment in every capital markets banker's career is the moment he gets to explain to a stroppy investor thatn if they don't buy it somebody else will.

I hate to say it, but LA got robbed

Okay fine I turned the song on and yeah, idk man, that's new to me. It's pretty mid. I wouldn't be mad if someone put it on, but I am happy with this bubble where i tend to hear better stuff. If Ohio loves this more power to them.

Kinda is actually! Disproving crazy shit is a function of a good 4th estate. We don't have one of those, and this attitude is part of why.

Honestly, there's a decent chance you can guess what he's responding to.

Where have you gone, Blake Bortles? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you

This is Drake Maye’s worst nightmare: playing against a team that is good

The reason you want an actual humanitarian aid system and *don’t* want to force everybody to rely on online mutual aid is because online mutual aid *forces people experiencing horrific trauma* to perform on the Internet for survival.

I don’t think any court should be allowed to consider the question “is the president allowed to try to overthrow democracy?” and any court that does should be understood as having nullified itself, its authority, and all its past and future rulings.

When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts

Now that I think about it "Has seen and liked the scaffolding episode of How To With John Wilson" is a decent barometer for whether or not someone has the right attitude to work in local government.

I am glad Ossoff made that offhand "Natali" remark. Now assholes like Wolff are forced to dump their shit, instead of sitting on it to publish a "tell-all" book in 4 years.

Let me introduce the crew. *points to enormous muscular guy.* This is Big Dog, we call him that because he's huge, ha ha! *points to slim average looking guy* and this is Medium Dog. I'm sure you can guess why! That's right — he communes with the spirits of the departed

this is cartoon villain level shit but the first time an ICE agent reaches down to scratch his balls and tases himself is going to be incredible content