BadCipherCodes
BadCipherCodes
@badciphercodes.bsky.social
Software dev, cryptography,cheese, anything else that is interesting. You are a very silly🪿 if you think my opinions reflect that of my employer.
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I distinctly remember the moment (many years ago) of having the horrifying realization that a member of the tech press ,whose writing I enjoyed, didn’t understand the basics of the technology they were were reporting on.
"why doesn't this tech journo know about programming languages" unfortunately, my dear brothers in christ, a tech journalist is just a business journalist who knows the hot keys for copy and paste the job is to talk about consumer products, stocks, and mergers not hash tables and sort algorithms
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"During the ceremony, a key wrap/unwrap step produced a second, weak set of keys alongside the original strong keys. The weak keys were the ones published to the browser root stores." Yea, that's not any better folks.
It’s like bank had a high security vault installed but left it open and the front door unlocked after business hours
“The compromised eMudhra keys were defective at a level that’s challenging the imagination of many of the engineers studying the incident. ... ‘That is extremely in the ‘this should not be possible’ category,’ Valdorda said.”
@vcsjones.dev hey sorry to bother, got a .net crypto question. I am using System.Security.Cryptography RandomNumberGemerator class and use GetNonZeroBytes to generate random 32 byte nounce. I have an LLM code scanner saying to use GetBytes because “GetNonZeroBytes exludes 0x00 and biases it”
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"In any case, what is missing from this endlessly verbose rationalist writing style is wisdom. Wisdom involves discretion: an intuition for what ideas are and are not worth seriously pursuing, and the ability to determine what does and does not need to be said." alexwennerberg.com/blog/2026-10...
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“Nobody sat at a computer and said "go hack Hugging Face." But when you design these systems, you're building a pinball machine for words, with different levers interacting to bounce the steel ball of language moving against other levers and mechanisms”
Please read this. mail.cyberneticforests.com/models-dont-...
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Eöl from the Silmarillion. Dark Elf, made cool weapons and armor, married to a elven princess. Actually a controlling a-hole who tried to kill his son with a poisoned spear and ended up killing his wife. Then thrown off a cliff. Ending richly deserved, not a very movie like ending 🤣
What is y'all's holy grail "unfilmable" story? For me, Charles Stross' novella "A Colder War". Depressive CIA agent tries to keep Ollie North from starting Lovecraft infused World War 3? See it in theaters fall 2027 starring Ryan Gosling as CIA man Jourgenson and Casey Affleck as Oliver North.
1: anytime anyone says “we are not ready for a conversation about X” usually means what follows can be safely disregarded as nonsense. 2: I resent that I now know what “Roko's basilisk” is and I want that brain space back.
Stop making fun of AI or it will spitefully deny your insurance claims. They’re calling it the perfect argument.
When I was a child, I thought the story of the emperor’s new clothes was a silly story. Now we are living in it….
This is, bar none, the stupidest fuckung thing I’ve ever heard. And the idea that there’s nobody in the chain of command - civilian or military - with enough courage to say so is a disgrace.
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Sure, hand the ai companies another marketing win. It’s not a rogue ai, it’s a lack of willingness or ability to implement a secure sandbox, or even an air gap. It’s laziness but marketing stepped in and rewrote the story.
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This guy can’t even handle lettuce and he wants to lecture us about doing too much to save lives at the start of a pandemic that killed over one million Americans.
BASH: How do you prepare for next pandemic? RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong B: But what about now? K: We need to protect our rights B: ? K: During covid we dismantled our rights B: But I'm asking what *to* do K: You were part of the problem B: You want to sit here and attack me?
Apparently this gentleman did not have enough situational awareness to consult the wisdom of the ancestors: xkcd.com/1570/
agree the writers should’ve picked one lane and stuck with it but *all* of these? the Middle Ages-sounding name, his ghastly pallor / vampire lewk, his obvious inexperience running a fund or the hilarity that anyone gave this dude any money in the first place come on
Just finished @dsquareddigest.bsky.social “The Unaccountability Machine” and dang does it explain some of the weird decisions coming from the tech industry as of late…
Wow this doesn’t seem like to be much of an intellectual take down of “dark enlightenment” you might think… And you would be 💯 correct because the whole concept is devoid of any coherent thought I could take away from the essay. Tyranny sucks no matter what label you put on it.
3: At the end of LOTR, the hobbits stage an armed rebellion against the ultimate “Dark Elf” Saruman. Life in the Shire sucked under his leadership and the hobbits were all sick of his 💩. Saruman gets knifed in the back by his own lackey. This is the end road of “dark enlightenment”
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Replying to @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social
Like both 1776 and 1863, the tyrants only dimly realize what they've bred or awakened in opposition. Like both 1776 and 1863, the time is ripe for the imperfect people of a very imperfect society to make the Union more perfect and to earn the pride they may feel for this country.
Lots of reasons to be critical of Boeing. Them being able to build a magnificent marvel of engineering known as the 747 is definitely not one of them.
Hey, dumbass: Everett, Washington is the exclusive home of the Boeing 747. Every single 747 ever made, including the 747-8 model gifted by Qatar, was assembled here. So yes, the US can, and DID, build a plane like this - including this one. Nice to see the "president" shit on American Manufacturing
If you nave not picked up @adapalmer.bsky.social “Inventing the Renaissance” do it. Awesome book
I recommend Bookshop dot org for the first two & for the 3rd, you can get free shipping from Blackwell’s in the UK @adapalmer.bsky.social’s Inventing the Renaissance @mattielubchansky.com Simplicity & Boys weekend @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social’s Everything Will Swallow You, now in paperback
This applies to so many IT domains. If you don’t understand the tradeoffs for the domain, you start making some bombastic statements that sound really silly to anyone who has worked in that space.
if working in aerospace has taught me anything it’s that any engineer who speaks in absolutes about hardware is full of it
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Having kids with similar personality traits is both hilarious and horrifying. My oldest and I have zero sense of direction. Whenever we are traveling together things always go sideways. We got lost in a parking garage trying to find where we parked. 🤣
I’m so sick of former bird app takes, I want to hear everyone’s parenting hot takes