batterpunts 🦆

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Vulnerability xkcd.com/3314/

Pearly Gates

One of the intriguing challenges of the upcoming MMX mission: how to drive a rover on the Martian moon Phobos, where the gravity is 1/2000th that on Earth, without flying off the ground. 🧪🔭

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

here take a hit and pass it

That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.

It has been suggested to me that these sound like band names.

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

don't waste your life trying to pursue political or military greatness: way way more people in 2026 know who Ea-Nasir is than like, the guy who was the king of Ur when he was alive

Formal affordances are the elements that pull a player toward certain actions, they “cry out” for the player to take those actions. Material affordances are the actions a system actually allows the player to take. Agency occurs when the two are in balance. (Mateas 2001)

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

Go to ✨ kck.st/4hjaUh3 ✨ to get my new book, featuring Khepri!

Finished this one recently for @fimbry.bsky.social featuring her character, Tikall 🔥 #dragon #digitalart #art

*Seal Intensifies*

st christopher II - pencil on paper

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah

The Hounds

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

My Samus redesign with the Giger slider cranked waaay up.

Alan Wake teaches us that evil otherwordly shadow creatures can be defeated by shining a flashlight in their eyes and then shooting them with a gun. But what many people might not know is that this trick works on regular humans too

AIs will hack anything, push any button within reach, they'll do anything that they can do just because it can be done, they have no brakes. It's architecturally psychopathic and it's because the institutions building them are also psychopathic

The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:

Yeah sorry man, a sophisticated chatbot doesn't make me reconsider my own cognition or anything. Some of us have actually thought about this stuff before. Turns out the social sciences are good for something after all

oglaf.com/pinchybouquets/

I’m losing it at the placement of this hole in the wall

flawless creature

thank you lesbian tractor witch

It's embarrassing cyberwoo for press to write in this voice that assigns all agency to brainless programs and not the people and companies making them irresponsibly.

i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs

survival of the fittest