Blame The Singularity

I was thinking about pre internet life a lot over the weekend and although knowledge is power, I also miss “My only source of knowledge is books and old people” based entirely on the amount of bullshit you need to filter out in the 24 hour news cycle/internet rage bait era.

I wonder how many followers I have that will vanish after 11/3? Time will tell (my guess is at least half)

Brewers don’t just beat you, they destroy your will to live

Following a long history of offering terrible medical advice to friends, a friend mentioned his cholesterol was high. I said mine was too, but my apathy levels were perfect-which is critical. Ask Keith Richards.

Ran into an old eccentric on the breakwater today offering insights to random passerby and now I know what I want to do for my next job.

Brewer fever has stricken to the point in these parts where my friends were grilling twinkies (0/10 stars) and the same friend later busted out a 25 year old bottle of Dom Perignon. We've lost our damn minds back here.

Has AI held a door open for you?

those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and replace the strings with silly string which will be both messy and hilarious

New rule: if your pitch com doesn’t work, you have to use signals like they did for over a century.

Got back from a trip this past week only to realize today I partied too much and woke up from Jerry Garcia'a coma

I like October because this is the time of year the cobwebs outside my house look ornamental and not neglectful

to look through our priorities as candidates before sending in their ballots! Vote for Chris Kluwe by November 3rd! #vote #early #gotv @chriswarcraft.bsky.social

Excuse me, but this funky medina is tepid.

haha, you’re right, how come some people are all, like, “i just got a huge promotion at work,” & i’m all, like, “how come there’s so much water in my car?”

I miss my dog. She'd have felt this way about the Brewers this year too. youtube.com/shorts/v4dpR...

If you want to check out my city council speech from last night in easily digestible form, the campaign account has got you covered!

The drugs were so good in the ‘90s that one day some guy said “we should start listening to swing music again” and everyone else was just like “that’s a fucking great idea which isn’t weird at all”

Ever since I started going gray friends have been sending me George Peppard pics. They don't understand it's just a haircut, the Peppard is a way of life.

Tired of the AI summary crap and all of the gottdam ads if you’re still using Google search?! Just use the “Web” tab at the top for all of your searches! No AI summaries written by bots No ads Just your search results

Who called it a scrotum and not “carry underwood”?

Well certainly not after you’ve rammed it into the iceberg of Hormuz, I can tell you that for a fact

This man is 100% correct.

This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger

Elon Musk is trying to buy this Senate seat in Texas. He wants our land, he wants our water, and he wants his own personal U.S. senator. He’s trying to buy Texas. But on November 3rd, we’ll deliver a clear message to the world’s first trillionaire: Texas is not for sale.

Moon over Mexico (in the upper left). There's gotta be a song in there somewhere

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

I think my favorite saying regardless of gender is "Go home son"

Was with my boss, he appreciated me dialing back 2 military folks from Pendleton and also quoting James Brown "Can we hit it and quit". Get on the good foot, folks

one time i was at the beach with my family when a small child walked up to me & said, “dada,” because he thought i was his dad & instead of correcting him i said, “hello, son, why don’t you go get me a beer from that guy’s cooler over there.”

Nice piece on the race, with interviews of both me and my opponent, by @mjszabo.bsky.social

I tossed a coin into a fountain and made a wish for you…

I vaguely remember a time when passwords and pins didn’t run my life

I'm all for Ukraine bombing Russian data centers. It knocks back the spread of disinformation and meddling in our elections. But Jesus. There goes half my followers.

an ode to Harry Doyle (from Uecker's replacement)...this is awesome

Stupid memory just popped up I remember as a kid playing pool at the bowling alley. An older kid had put a quarter on the table. I won the game and took the quarter I had NO IDEA he was calling the next game, I seriously thought that quarter went to the winner That was awkward…

In walks a dame with legs til Thursday and trouble written all over her face. “How can I help you?” I says. She snaps, “I wanna find the person who wrote on my face.”

Music offers a bond, it's hard to explain. Love this.

They woke me up in the corn maze again but this time my keys weren’t still in the ignition.