Eugene O'Neil

I watched "Roadrunner vs. Acme" today, to some degree just to thumb my nose at the corporate executives who tried to kill it for a tax write-off, but it is also legitimately a GREAT movie!

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Are we great again yet?

When I think about James Bond and sex, it’s the repeated disregard for consent that I think of. Kirk, though, I bet he screws like he fights. E.g., with both hands clenched into a single weird fist. Deeply confusing but fully committed.

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

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Imagine you're about to rob a bank. You have guns and a plan and you're steeling your nerves. And then, as you're about to do it, a giant smiling alien approaches. It picks you up. "Gloo bork blag bleep!" the alien exclaims as it kisses your forehead. This is what it is like to be a cat.

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I appreciate that Trump keeps reminding us that it's OK to dance on people's graves if you hate them. I feel like that's going to come in handy.

one upside of all of this is the revelation that the swinging dick bankers and big rah rah capital execs and billionaires are actually meek little scared dogs and president AOC or whoever (god willing) should walk them on a leash and make them drink out of a bowl

How OPERATION EPSTEIN FURY is going so far: 🤣 🖕 👌 👎

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It would be helpful to have an opposition leadership made up of actual opposition and actual leaders

When faced with a shockingly exploitative new employment contract that would’ve forced them to sign away their IP, their likeness rights, and their power of attorney, Jupiter Jetson and her coworkers at Sheri’s fought back—fast. They organized a union in SIX DAYS. www.thenation.com/article/econ...

someone's kindly old grandmother, knitting: "Come the revolution, we need to line the Trump and his ICE gestapo up against a wall, and mow them down with submachine guns!" Chuck Schumer, staring at a whiteboard: "...so do voters care about ANY issues, besides egg prices? Anyone? Beuller?"

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I said this seven months ago, and I stand by it more than ever. ICE has only killed two protesters, out of tens of thousands, protesting for weeks. As a "risk statistic", you're probably in more danger driving a car TO the protest than being shot at it. But look at the fuss it gets! Worth it.

“the family is at fault for not taking the bait” is five star victim blaming. breaking new ground here.

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It is funny that the current FBI director treats the job like it's a trip to Entourage Disneyland, but bear in mind that for us this is probably the best possible outcome. I do not want Trump's FBI director to actually care about the job

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

"As the White Walkers marched inexorably south, nearly 90 percent of the Realm insisted on calling them monsters, abominations, and evil incarnate. The Democrats of the Seven Kingdoms cautioned against such language." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company

Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.

The real lesson of Christmas is that if God had wanted to win over working-class Judeans, he should have sent down a less divisive Messiah.