flaming space junk

Effective Altruism is a cognitive hazard that exists somewhere on a spectrum between prolonged lead exposure and a career in the National Football League. www.todayintabs.com/p/over-lever...

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

you know the hyperfixation is bad when you join a public discord server for it

Cheese expert here, parmigiano only does when it’s extreme tasty

ME: wanna hear a joke BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what

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Their time is now.

/in a The Cryptkeeper voice

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

Bandcamp links will embed a player now. kraejiyaeji.bandcamp.com/album/with-a...

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

🚨 😹 IMPORTANT ZOOM ALERT! Today is the Zoom Cat Lawyer day for all those who celebrate

Next week on NYT: Kids are ruining the world because they don’t like the same things I do

Gen Z has fallen out of love with mid authors who copied existing works

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

This very morning I participated in the destruction of millions of bacterial beings when I took a shower. I even washed my legs

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

Sorry was told to shut off TikTok

It is impossible to overstate how accurately this book predicted the rise of a certain type of guy

You don’t actually need a Chair+ subscription to unlock soft mode for the cushion fibres. You can flash linux to the chair through the hidden microSD slot in the front left leg and unlock it for free

"what if ai is developing CONSCIOUSNESS" lmao bro shut tha fuck up; you're from a species that regularly sees the face of god in their morning oatmeal

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Happy Leftover Pie for Breakfast Day to those who celebrate

Turkey isn’t the only thing getting stuffed this year

Looking forward to calling these idiots out when this hype collapses

My rankings of pies 1. Sweet Pie 2. Savory Pie 3.14

Phishing attacks are real

This year I’ll be serving gravy with a mood stabilizer reduction

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

When friends check in on me

ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond