Del-Raiser Cenobite

30 May

Me: (throwing open the hatch) YOU THERE BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT? Urchin: Why, it's "Jon Drinks Dog Cum" day, guv'na! Me: Then there's still time!

can an article be said to be "spiritually Chotiner"?

David Gura@davidgura.bsky.social

cool, cool

Amazing things are happening on SA

OK this is legit a great pitch @tentpolegame.com

Kubrick directing means this happens before 2001 (the year, not the Kubrick film) so this is Sandler still in his "screaming manchild" days.

you could not pay me to learn about Ethan Klein and I resent being forced to do it for free

4. my high school guidance counselor was friends with Clarence Thomas, who I assume has spoken with Obama at some point.

Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net

To flip some discourse script for a bit: what’s y’all’s Obama number (ie degrees of separation with the former president)? Mine is 3

If you use AI to replace all the low-level employees there will be no one left to sexually harass. I don't think the sexpest CEOs have thought their plan through.

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Weston Welaxation

@unlox.bsky.social

ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com

wait wait wait. the Republican ratfucking dad and son are named "Tommy and Timmy Teepell." are you fuggin kidding me with this shit

lowtax fix the forums!!1

Pile Of Garbage@pileofgarbage.net

lmao RIP

nypost.comMom who survived school shooting coaches son through Oregon attack: ‘Please be as quiet as possible’The traumatized mom was fearful every time she dropped off her sons years before the school shooting.

we still use the ancient ways because they 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬

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Alex Ip 葉清霖

@alexip718.com

America now has second-generation school shooting survivors nypost.com/2026/10/17/u...

#letterboxd

weather report in #DURM: The air is crackling with power and the wind is swirling leaves like a terminator is about to arrive

nw: PEARL (rewatch)

review: better than the first time

it will never not be funny that Akira is a not-uncommon name in Japan. So imagine if our nation's most enduring and iconic film was called, like, "Jeff"

ksat.comKen Paxton to close Senate campaign with “Come and Take It” bus tour ending at the AlamoThe Republican nominee plans to hit over 30 stops across Texas, concluding with a stop at the Alamo on the eve of Election Day, as he competes in an intensely close Senate race against Democrat James ...

"MORON lobe"

Tim Murphy@timothypmurphy.bsky.social

extremely bold choice to announce that you're ending your campaign at the Alamo www.ksat.com/news/texas/2...

Denise Richards as a Bond girl: no complaints, yeah that tracks Denise Richards as a ~☆ nuklear fizzicist ☆~: absolutely fucking not.

reminder to all the normies out there this Halloween: I'm spooky all year 'round

reskeet with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack

Impulse, Ardent Sympathizer@eotimpulse.bsky.social

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack

broke: Greedo shot first woke: Han shot first bespoke: nobody shot, greedo's head just did that

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brainplan

@brainplan.bsky.social

I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real

late to the party but this is correct #my9albums

do you think God stays in heaven because he too is afraid of man?

Topanga's husband was Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp guy

Trash Witch 🎃🦇@trashwitchh.bsky.social

What’s your favorite Halloween show episode? One of mine is Boy Meets World in the library!

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adonis (and cait)

@cait.bsky.social

they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list

dudes rock @remembersomeguys.bsky.social

reinventing 40k from first principles

Alex Blechman@alexblechman.bsky.social

Data centers promise jobs but hire few people That's why I propose a law that every data center must hire 1,000 Priests of Data to worship the computers, pray to the servers, light candles, etc. The priests will boost the local economy and fill the air with the sweet sound of their Gregorian chants

@skaboomizzy.bsky.social

the median gamer

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social

My favourite thing to do in modern video games is not pay attention to cutscenes or engage with the lore at all and get to the end of a 30 hour game not knowing who I am, what I’m doing, or who anyone else in the game is

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Chris Scullion

@scully1888.bsky.social

Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me

Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast

What is the most iconic non-Nintendo Video Game Sound? It's gotta be the Metal Gear "!!!" sound, right?

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Gwen C. Katz

@gwenckatz.bsky.social

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

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@irhottakes.bsky.social

18 Sept

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

18 Sept

FINALLY, one-stop shopping!

15 Sept

That's it. That's all we need, no need for further QT chains.

Alex Zalben@azalben.bsky.social

BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

12 Sept

I think the thing about tribute.wmv that sticks in my head, that's so prescient, is that Enya opening. Bodies were still being dug up and the reporting was maudlin, so over-the-top with sorrow, and those Enya notes really encapsulated it.

lydelle BLEAAAH!ster@babyshoes4cash.com

tribute.wmv needs to be understood to get the vibe of everyone under like 30 online back then big Y2K online counterculture theme was irreverence- the best and most enduring pieces going deeper than mere one-note edgelordism tribute is art, a complex emotion frozen in time to experience whenever

theverge.comLG TVs caught spying even when offline or on standbyGamers Nexus comes for LG again.

12 Sept

If you weren't consumed by Islamophobic bloodlust, it felt like you were waking up every day to a new, maddening moment of experience-flattening; knowing nothing good was coming but unable to enunciate the growing dread. tribute.wmv gave voice to that culture-wide crack-ping and I treasure it.

I don't know how I'm only discovering this now, being a huge LARP nerd *and* rivethead but holy lol Mark Rein•Hagen ripped off Ministry's disavowed new wave album for the #VampiretheMasquerade ordinal cover

I've said it about cars for years and now I'm expanding my prediction to consumer goods: the ones without computers in them are going to be very valuable after "the incident"

Alex Hern@hern.bsky.social

It's finally happened: the improved quality of machine transcription and the greater ability to extract value from unlabelled data means "your tech is eavesdropping on you for marketing purposes" has crossed from "false conspiracy theory" to "true and concerning" www.theverge.com/tech/991190/...

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Jonathan H. Liu

@jonathanhliu.bsky.social

Got to see Coyote vs ACME yesterday and it was fantastic. Here's my Etch-a-Sketch tribute!

six years late to the door breach but finally started Chimera Squad, which I bought on @ithayla.bsky.social's recommendation and never installed (sorry!) but am playing now and it owns so much. And to think... I hesitated

sure, whatever. god's not real, do as thou wilt

underrated detail is that Sunny D Seltzer is "Purple Flavored," which... you're close, but Purple is a color not a flavor.

7 Sept

PC too old to run Zero Company so I reinstalled and started up #XCom 2 again. forgot how much during the first two hours it will not *leave you the fuck alone* with all the unlocks and new missions. I just need 2 days peace to research this alien corpse, God damnit.