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Average Latin American election: 🔴 Jesús Cristo Compassino - Workers Party - 50.01% Aging trade unionist with corruption scandals. 🔵 Adolfo Hitlero Gutierrez - Liberal Democratic Party 49.09% Either took part in the 1980s military coup or is the son of someone who did.

People are talking about Flávio Bolsonaro leading an insurrection. Let me answer your question with a question: Could you imagine Donald Trump Jr. Leading January 6th?

Flávio Bolsonaro rolls worst second round election of all time, asked to surrender his passport.

Flavio Bolsonaro crying after losing the election. I hope that cheered up your day.

Are they trying to lose?

The 21st century axis of evil.

"amplify your people" is 100% the best strategy

Foldable smartphone screens are such a dumb fucking gimmick.

Not a good week for fascists.

Actual rarted take. Brazil is the country with more of the Amazon Rainforest in it than any other. It is crucial to the future of the climate, and humanity that it remains intact. This is an offensively bad take.

Farage will never be Britain's Trump, and this is why. Trump will just lie and say he's got the biggest, most tremendous crowds, the biggest, nobody's seen bigger crowds, and he'll run with it. He can lie with confidence. Farage doesn't have the sauce. He can't confidently lie like that.

It reminds me of what @foldablehuman.bsky.social said: "No one’s responsible, the DAO did it, no humans are liable, just this amorphous sentient carbon cloud." "In a lot of ways this is all just a system for deferring trust onto machines and pretending that there aren’t humans on the other end."

Yes.

If Burnham and Macron have a spine, they need to block this loser:

A voting extension that Flávio Bolsonaro ALSO CALLED FOR.

Current early vote trend from 2024, for states that disclose party affiliation: Margins are 0-1, 1-5, 5-10, 10-15, 15+

STOP THE COUNT!

I was actually the first to vote in this! I saw The Sun post the article and went straight in. 😂 👇

A second referendum will inevitably meet the question of less if we want to rejoin the EU (the country does), but if we want to give up the pound for the euro. Even if the UK can score back this exemption that we previously had, that will be the right-wing fearmongering line to keep us out.

Chance this single moment cost Flávio the election?

Bolsonaro's "nine fingers" comment might go down in history as much as Mitt Romney's "47%" comment. Is there plausible evidence that line ridiculing Lula over his working class background lost it for Bolsonaro, clearly showing him as the entitled nepo-baby he is? Because damn, major self-report.

A pretty straight choice here: regulate your billionaires, or billionaires will end democracy.

"AI will take over the world"

Sorry Flavio, even your fellow right wing nepo-babies don't want anything to do with you. Even Fujimori is congratulating Lula.

How did that work for Daddy, ey?

His brain is actually just tiramisu.

Can't believe I've got to defend Vučić for just being like "Yeah, I lost to a bunch of kids, GG", Flavio is even more pathetic than Daddy.

My Portuguese might be a little rusty, but to all my Brazilian followers I’d like to say: “You’ve reached your monthly usage limit. Purchase more credits to continue using Claude”

BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro admitted to hospital for “tube time”

Of course... Good luck with that mate.

In his acceptance speech, Lula says he will work to regulate digital platforms in Brazil. “Digital crimes must be dealt with like real-life crimes.” This comes after Meta directly interfered with the Brazilian elections, favouring Flávio Bolsonaro.

They're too dumb to do fascism. JFC.

Like everyone, I honestly thought this was a joke, because little man was cooking these kids left and right. But nope. These fragile ass parents really see the cops are their own personal grievance solution machine so they called them about YOUTH SOCCER. You need to fine people like that. Period.

I’m glad Todd Blanche has his mugshot face perfected. He’s going to need it.

Lula won. We won. Democracy, the Amazon, freedom, all won. Despite all interference, mayors impeding buses to bring people to vote, violent threats and acts, people being murdered, changes in electoral districts without notice, we still won.

Democracy won.

It's... beautiful.

Family tradition.

Brazil’s doing the meme.