the biggest baby in america

the biggest baby in america

@bripbrop.bsky.social

let's start making fun of amy klobuchar again

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My quarterback is Deshaun Watson

loctastic@loctastic.bsky.social

i wonder what it's like to be a fan of another city's teams and you never have to worry about burner phones or blood clots or guys who want to be fishermen or guys who want to be firemen or guys who led a dogfighting ring and felt bad about it and guys who get their blood replaced by chiropractors

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We're SO excited to be partnering with JVP Baltimore and Baltimore Artists Against Apartheid to host this year's Queer Cinema for Palestine! Tickets and full accessibility information are available at the link below. We hope to see you there! gbdsa.org/events/qc4p-... JUNE 20 6-8PM 2640 SPACE

this is truly next level lmao

Adam Schwarz@adamjschwarz.bsky.social

Reporter: Why didn't you notify Japan that you were going to attack Iran? Trump next to the Japanese PM: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour? You believe in surprise I think much more so than us."

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Replying to @vandowe.bsky.social

Nothing more poetic than Alex Jones going on a disgusting coughing fit directly into the mic for half a minute, then sputtering out, "We're winning"

It’s awesome to be half right about something and then gloat about it

Arlene@whynotaduck.bsky.social

People who genuinely care about Palestinians in Gaza & the West Bank voted for Kamala Harris knowing Palestinians would be much better off w/ her than w/ Trump. We knew that Kamala would stand up to Netanyahu & Trump would give him free reiign. And we were right.

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Replying to @marxuckerberg.bsky.social

You can work just as hard, you can raise a bunch of money, you can run a fun and appealing comms shop, but none of it can save you if you can’t build trust with voters, and it’s very difficult to build trust with voters if you move to a district a few months after you announce your campaign

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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege… CIA AGENT: Again. Do another. ME: Please, I can’t, I— CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter! ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…

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not returning your shopping cart is a sign of moral decay. if you abandon your shopping cart in the parking lot, seek therapy or perhaps jesus

Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

Regardless of politics we can all agree that a judge shouldn’t own a mansion like that, right?

The New York Times@nytimes.com

Authorities are investigating the cause of a fire that engulfed the home of Circuit Court Judge Diane Goodstein, in South Carolina. Three people, who had to be rescued by kayak, were injured. The cause of the fire is under investigation. nyti.ms/48j9GPY

“Look, we simply must ruin millions of lives… I just wish they would be sad while they are doing it…”

Adam Kinzinger@adamkinzinger.substack.com

The thing that bothers me so much is not the “we have to enforce our borders and laws.” We do. It’s the giddy joy and celebration they have at the misery of people far less fortunate. Always punching down

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This is the real reason Jimmy Kimmel is being taken off the air. Brian Stelter: "Nexstar already owns lots of TV stations. It wants to merge with Tegna, which owns lots of other stations. In order to do that, it needs Brandon Carr, the FCC Chair's, permission."

That one level in call of duty 4 did more damage to our society than ever previously imagined.

Kyle Freeman For Senate@kyleforsc.bsky.social

My father was part of the drug interdiction team in the Navy. He told me lots of stories from those times, and none of them involved blowing up civilians. This is an outrageous abuse by people who just want to feel powerful. abcnews.go.com/Politics/whi...

There needs to be a social media platform where you agree to only argue in good faith. It wouldn’t stop anyone from arguing in bad faith, but it would make me feel better knowing that if I’m ever arguing with someone, I could report them for going bad faith mode :devil grin emoji:

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ten days in, elon musk's america party is going stronger than ever. everybody's still talking about it. best of all, he remembers having started it

There has maybe never been a more lib-coded post it’s beautiful

Chris Hayes@chrislhayes.bsky.social

There’s a weird thing on this website and lots of left-wing subcultures, where people love to throw around “liberal” as an insult, but from what I can tell liberals voted overwhelmingly against Cuomo and are rallying behind Zohran now.